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    My pick is for Roderique to win it all!

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    I don't know what the hell Roderique is thinking really?

    I don't think he has a nice body or a particularly nice face.
    I wonder if he'll look better on the show.
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    I also would prefer that the photos never go any lower on him.

    Is that a thong he is wearing?
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    Hotties

    I think Frank is a total hottie Great body and great smile. Mel looks pretty good for his age. Sean, too many steroids.

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    Originally posted by Bill_in_PDX
    I also would prefer that the photos never go any lower on him.

    Is that a thong he is wearing?
    I fear it might well be.

    I'm going to work under the assumption that the photos aren't as flattering as they might be.

    I think we have seen many times lately that publicicty photos don't make the contestants look as good as they do on screen.

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    Re: Hotties

    Originally posted by tiffany
    I think Frank is a total hottie Great body and great smile. Mel looks pretty good for his age. Sean, too many steroids.
    Hi tiffany, welcome to the site

    I like Frank too, he looks familiar to me although I can't think either where I might have seen him or who I think he looks like.

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    Good grief, this is pretty pathetic. By "zone" I hope you mean that this is all the people on the show from NY, NJ, MN and IL as there are so many of each of those states. We don't need to see more than 7 Minnesotans on this show. Here goes:

    Rebecca - man face
    Kevin - I know a guy who could be Kevin's twin, 10 years older
    Bettina - looks stoned
    Bobby - escaped from a waif Gap ad
    Candice - please don't bite
    Carrie - poised to leap out of the shot and pounce on us
    Sean - 'roid head
    Skyler - pretty face, but geometric shirt makes her look flat as a pancake
    Chiann - nice teeth, then again, she's a dentist
    Malinda - Angelina Jolie wants her lips back
    Cari - typical MN Swedish Bikini Teamer
    Dack - did all this personal trainer's chest hair get caught in the equipment
    Jermaine - "pre-law" is an occupation?
    Todd - enjoy the "flashback" hairstyle
    Ken - this is what passes for models these days?
    Nicki - *note to self, get dayglo lip gloss to match bikini top*
    Christine - MN atty, funny, I don't remember that getup from the bar foundation fundraiser
    Frank - nice teeth
    Roderique - I loved the hair, not hot, but looks like fun
    ChiChi - someone airlift this girl a sandwich, she is fading fast
    Teresa - what's with the goofy head tilt?
    Cherika - local tv host in MN, what channel? Never seen her before.
    George - what's with his chin?
    Lisa - looks like someone's slipping her a wet willie and she's not happy about it
    Mel - his upper chest looks red and inflamed, itchy
    Ann - pretty, another MN Swedish Bikini Teamers
    Aaron - is the lost Baldwin Brother, looks like thinner Alec
    Philip - did we need to see the pit hair? Otherwise quite hot, nice face.
    Elizabeth - just stepped over a steamy street grate
    Travis - Dude, where's my car?
    Jonathan - my favorite, looks like he has something going on in his head, mischeivious smile, wild hair
    Nick - lighten up buddy, it's a tv show

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    Before you read on please understand that I am making my comments on these guys from PHOTO’S alone. I am having fun. My thoughts on these men and women are not meant in a mean way. I may very well change my mind on one or all of them if I ever catch an episode of the show

    With that in mind, here are my thoughts on the Zone 1 Hotties:

    Rebecca Too much make-up for my opinion. Also, I hate, HATE the bathing suit.

    Kevin The knobby waist muscles look freaky to me.

    Bettina Hmmm, looks stoned to me. Although I guess her breasts are a nice size, I really think she should choose a suit that will reunite them.

    Bobby 18? Looks 12

    Candice What is with the extra bulgy thing under her arm? Loosen the top honey. The look on her face is too funny.

    Carrie Well, she’s 38, good for her. Really. BUT, if I can see your ribs, you’re too skinny for my liking.

    Sean Knobby things again, what’s up with that?

    Skylar If she was wearing a different suit I think she’d look better.

    Chiann No comment

    Malinda My opinion? Next time you spend a fortune on cosmetic surgery make sure “they” look real. While you’re at it get someone to extract the collagen from your lips before they explode.

    Cari Cute, but I can see a couple ribs.

    Derek The serious look doesn’t work for you, try a smile.

    Jermain Freakin’ knobby things again, looks like he’s waiting to exhale. Cute though

    Todd Shave

    Ken I guess I have to resign myself to the fact that knobby waist muscles are in. Whatever. I am not big on the hair cut though.

    Nicki Penthouse called.

    Christine No comment

    Frank Try Dereks serious look.

    Rod Here on a dare perhaps?

    Chi Chi Eat a freakin’ burger woman! My God.

    Teresa Her face tone and skin tone don’t match. Weird.

    Cherika Another skinny one. Is skinny hot?

    George Lose the soul patch, it only works for Tony Almeda on 24.

    Lisa Trying to hard with that look. She is nice looking though

    Mel = Zoolander.

    Ann Pretty girl. I hope she doesn’t have an attitude though.

    Aaron Smile dammit

    Philip Fluff is right, we don’t need to see the pit hair. He is a nice looking guy though.

    Elizabeth If the ship goes down I hope I’m next to her. Gee woman, that’s a tad much don’t ya think?

    Travis eh

    Jonathon 1 necklace is enough. He’s a cutie though.

    Nick another “eh” for me.
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    LG looks like we agree on a lot of these "hotties(?)"
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    I know Cali, we're sharing a brain again. About George, I'm not so sure that is a soul patch. I think it might be a really deep cleft chin and he can't shave closely in it so it looks like a dark, hairy cave on his face. Not sure, but :
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