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    CBS' The Will is vile, hateful and venomous

    BY TERRY MORROW
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    The Will deserves to make television history.

    The "reality" competition series (debuting at 8 p.m. tonight on Channels 4 and 12) will go down as the most vile, venomous and hateful program CBS has ever scheduled.

    It's more reprehensible than the strangers on Survivor who backstab for a $1 million prize and more self-involved than the pushy players of The Amazing Race who give new meaning to the term "arrogant American tourists."

    The Will has a family vying for the 500-plus-acre ranch of the still-living patriarch. Bill Long, the 73-year-old leader of this pack of wolves, says he'll leave the winner of this game his spread, but they have to prove themselves worthy first.

    So how does he decide? Does he do it through their strength of character and devotion? No, he makes them play ridiculous challenges, a la Survivor, and they form alliances to protect themselves from being eliminated.

    No moral compass can be found with this clan.

    Worst of the lot is Penny, who is Long's fourth wife. She's a busty blonde half his age who gets her hair color from a bottle and delights in telling the camera what a player she can be.

    If this is the sort of woman Long wants to be with, his judgment is sadly diluted.

    The Will makes bottom-feeders such as Big Brother and Fox's adoption special Who's Your Daddy? look respectable. This is as low as reality television can get. For now.

    Yes, the argument can be made that this show is only possible because Long's family and friends volunteer to be part of this debacle.

    These are the kind of sleazy folks who don't mind airing their dirty laundry on television and think bragging about their manipulative ways is a badge of honor.

    It isn't. The Will isn't a brilliant competition. It's bad humanity, and you shouldn't watch. I can understand tuning to it once. Repeated viewing -- or worse yet, enjoying this trash -- should cause you to re-examine your own life. This isn't entertainment. It's tragedy.

    Seeing family members treat each other as prey for the sake of real estate is stomach-turning.

    Even the most diehard "reality"-show fan will be hard-pressed to find anyone to sympathize in this group. Elimination ceremonies, pressing family members to chose who should continue in the game, are so cliched that it's staged like something out of The Joe Schmo Show.

    What makes these competition shows reasonably appealing is that, among the bunch of wannabes, the slick and the pathetic, will be someone who shines -- that underdog who deserves to come out on top. The Will has no such personality. In the end, they are all losers, and so is anyone who finds this remotely engaging.

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    Someone woke up on their highhorse this morning. :rolleyes

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    Such a waste of column space for a show that has been shelved a few times and relegated to the graveyard of TV (Saturday night).


    Way to advertise what you hate. I'm sure the creators appreciate the free advertising.

    :rolleyes

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    In the end, they are all losers, and so is anyone who finds this remotely engaging.
    I just thought - aw c'mon lighten up. It's entertainment precisely because it is so bad. Let's watch this narcissistic tramp embarrass herself so badly she can't ever leave the house again.

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    this writer is an idiot. Case in point:
    Quote Originally Posted by stupid_critic
    more self-involved than the pushy players of The Amazing Race who give new meaning to the term "arrogant American tourists."
    The term is "ugly American" not "arrogant American" tourist. :rolleyes Get your insults right if you're going after an entire genre
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    Memo to: TERRY MORROW

    Terry, exercise one of those useful digits on your hand and change the f$^#ing channel, you moron.

    PS. I thought Scripps Howard died years ago. Did you miss the memo?

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    CBS' The Will is vile, hateful and venomous
    That's exactly why I watch it!

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    Even the most diehard "reality"-show fan will be hard-pressed to find anyone to sympathize in this group.
    How would he know this? & he's quite wrong too..obviously he doesn't visit many reality show sites.
    I'm sorry I missed the premiere, I'll have to keep an eye out for the show so I can prove him wrong.

    Is there a dog on the show? A pet?
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    Yes it is vile and hateful and venomous... that's why I love it

    And I object to him placing Big Brother in the same category as Who's Your Daddy.

    ETA: yes mav, there are two dogs.

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    HA! Well, there ya have it.. I'm rootin' for the pets! Take THAT Terry Morrow! :neener
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