Chelle is proof that money doesn’t buy good hair, and her sons look like under-gelled Gottis.

Jackie, aka Big Mama, is worried the other family will be snots, while Chelle is worried they’ll be slobs (I guess our old friend Foreshadowing doesn’t GET a vacation).

The Orlandos’ table manners, however, also leave something to be desired, and Chelle shouldn’t have had to print “no slurping” on the invitation


Um, what? Do they really have such an extensive repertoire of fart jokes that they can entertain themselves for an entire evening?

she’s able to pee in the woods with a minimum of fuss, although she does require Big Mama to come watch out for critters while she drops her silk drawers.
Hilarious as always, Lucy.