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    Dad: Why did the Chicken poop on the kitchen floor.
    Astute Child: Because she couldnt lift the toilet seat lid.

    Edited to correct the gender of my chicken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krom
    Tree Mom "teaches" the Corp kids how to play with Chickens.
    Could be worse. She could be teaching them to play Chicken.

    Why was that chicken saying "Cock-a-doodle-doo"?
    "I'm telling you - it's a madhouse out there. I feel like Charlton Heston waking up in the field and seeing the chimp on top of the pony." ~ Dennis Miller

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    "Music" would be good schooling... ASSUMING she was actually teaching it. All she's doing is letting them make noise. That's not teaching music.

    "You don't rehearse Mr. T, you just turn him loose."
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    I don't understand what she is trying to teach them either???

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    Did Tree Mom just tell Corp Dad that if he didn't like her rules he could go? huh?

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    News flash for Mike: Your kids won't die without school for a week.

    Nancy is a stupid woman. She is treating the baby badly. Babies need their sleep. I don't have one, and even I know that. Why doesn't she? I really don't like this woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krom
    "Music" would be good schooling... ASSUMING she was actually teaching it. All she's doing is letting them make noise. That's not teaching music.
    Isn't that what she said. "Here, use this. It makes a lot of noise."

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    Michael threatens to send Nancy "back to the treehouse".

    He has a valid point though. The baby needs sleep, or she's going to get sick. He can't have someone in his house who's going to endanger the health of his children.
    "I'm telling you - it's a madhouse out there. I feel like Charlton Heston waking up in the field and seeing the chimp on top of the pony." ~ Dennis Miller

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krom
    "Music" would be good schooling... ASSUMING she was actually teaching it. All she's doing is letting them make noise. That's not teaching music.
    Oddly enough, it very closely resembled play time. Does tree mom think most of school involves 'field trips' too.. Her kids should do just great in college.. That is if they have a Community College in a tree nearby.

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    Aw. Tree Dad doesn't seem THAT bad. He's taking doing the domestic tasks with good humor.

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