That was a most excellent recap!
I have a minor quibble -- I don't think Kris was a Stepford wife. It seems obvious to me that Brian is a Stepford husband!
And one little addition that tickled me. When Nikki said she was going to put $20 in the "cusswords" jar, Lizzie asked if SHE could have the money! I wonder who DID get it? Maybe Kris spent it on Princess Day?