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Thread: 12/8 recap: "Pierced Punks and the Puritans Who Pray For Them"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucy
    You should always withhold judgment until they sacrifice a chicken. Just a handy rule of thumb.

    But Bill is inside, admitting to the camera that he’s been told he can be hard to get along with – the hell you say! – and that he gets emotional and mad and can’t even remember what he said. (That’s what I’m here for, little Napoleon-complex man).


    Bill needs a stickectomy desparately.
    He who laughs last thinks slowest

    Maybe we should chug on over to namby pamby land where we can find some self confidence for you, you jackwagon!

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    Quoted from Lucy :I, for one, wouldn’t mind seeing burly jackbooted men with “Satan is My Co-Pilot” T-shirts forcing Bill to scrub the bathroom floor with a toothbrush. But, you know, some sort of cash-related punishment for not following the rules would be ok, too.


    STICKECTOMY?? *looks at Dagwood* :rolleyes
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    Very funny recap, Lucy! Great job! Almost makes me wish I had watched the show...
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    Quote Originally Posted by hepcat
    Perhaps you can continue the discussion in the show thread, though. Please keep the recap thread focused on Lucy's excellent writing skills.
    I agree. Sorry for the lack of netiquette

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    (from Cristina)

    Finally saw the recap! I l-o-v-e reading 'em.

    Allan already set the homeschool angle straight. We actually do supervise the learning done at home, both before the work is done and after it is done. I plan lessons, go over reports, Math, science projects, things being studied, et cetera. The kids also participate in art, drama, music, public speaking, karate and more in real life versus institutionalized, traditional environment. What is unsupervised is the actual time spent fulfilling the duties given to them to complete. (In case that's hard to understand, I guess that would be the equivalent of public school homework being done at home, away from the teacher's eagle eye and on their own recognizance -- yes, there are consequences for not fulfilling the requirements.)

    Our kids don't have any tattoos and other than ears, only two noses are pierced -- one has been removed for karate tournaments.

    Thanks for watching, and I look forward to next week.

    -Cristina

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    Another fine recap as always, Lucy! Absolutely hilarious throughout. You outsnark the snarkiest! I actually caught this episode this time, and can definitely say you did an excellent job capturing it.

    I love Cristina and Allan's family, BTW. They've done a fine job raising their kids, who obviously love them greatly.
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    As someone said earlier, this is the FIRST Wife Swap where I had absolutely NO empathy for the Zealot Family. The show was cringe-worthy, but the recap was great fun. Thanks, Lucy.
    Still crazy, after all these shears

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    Wendy – who really looks like the Church Lady in that dress
    ..for some reason I kept thinking of Dustin Hoffman's Tootsie..go figure...

    Anyways..perhaps the producers should introduce Wendy and Bill to the Reimer family from Episode 7. They could all go together and get a group rate for getting that stick removed from their collective asses. :phhht

    Great Recap Lucy!
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    Good job, Lucy!!!


    Yay for recaps!!!
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    For more of an inside look at The Zany Aguirres from Episode 10:
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