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    Denise

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    Hometown: Los Angeles, California
    Age: 39
    Marital Status: Married, two children
    Occupation: Homemaker
    Hobbies: Decorating, wake boarding and planning parties
    Favorite Dinner Party Conversation Topic: Whatever makes the group feel like they learned something about the person they didn't know. Even if it's sex or explicit birthing stories.
    Favorite Foods: Lobster, Shake 'n Bake pork chops, Indian, soups and any and all Hostess products.
    Handmade Object That You Are Most Proud Of: My boys' bedrooms. One has a surf theme and the other has a sports theme.
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    explicit birthing stories
    Always a good idea while downing Shake 'n Bake pork chops. :rolleyes

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    Shake and Bake. I can see the shark fins circling.
    " I look like Nigella Lawson with a $#*!ing hangover."

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    Don't forget the Hostess products.

    Wild Twinkies anyone?
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    She's practically sneering in that photo. Is this simply a case of nature being unkind to her photogenically or is it more?

    Also, some combination of the bad haircut, the long jaw, and the bulging cheekbones (and I normally like prominent cheekbones, but not on this woman) is just... odd.

    Still... she's okay with sex as dinner party conversation. Maybe she gets a pass for that!

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    I'm getting the aggravatingly-perfect-supermom vibe from her. :phhht
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    She likes to eat Indians? Whoa now that just ain't right. Of course neither is shake and bake for this type of show. She should be interesting to watch.

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    What's up with all these people wanting to talk about sex at the dinner table? I'm no prude, but sex talk is best for after dinner drinks! :rolleyes

    Even if my favorite food of all timewas Shake 'n Bake, I don't think I'd ever admit it on a show like this; this is one of those ocassions where a small lie is in order.
    I have found the Truth and it doesn't make sense.

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    She seems more 'Trading Spaces' than Martha..

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    That hair. It was even worse in motion than in a still photo. But aside from that she seemed nice enough.

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