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    Darlene

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    Hometown: Newport Richey, Florida
    Age: 46
    Marital Status: Married, one child
    Occupation: Home Shopping Network Product Demonstrator
    Hobbies: Designing and decorating other people's homes
    Favorite Dinner Party Conversation Topic: I try to steer the conversation around the person the party is for: recent travels, activities, future plans, dreams, etc. No porn movies.
    Favorite Foods: Sushi, any kind of poultry, seafood, grilled veggies, cheese, fruit, custards, Mexican and French
    Handmade Object That You Are Most Proud Of: I made my dining room into a French Bistro. I tiled the floor to look like outdoor cobblestones and found iron railing in a salvage yard. I framed all of the art myself, made a canopy that I installed over the French door, and made all of the toile tablecloths, chair covers and napkins. It's the most talked about room in the house!
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    No wonder I haven't seen her pitching stuff on HSN...she was fame ho-ing!
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    No porn movies as party conversation?

    I can't root for her.
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    This lady looks like she chews glass. She's got that fake smile down, I'll tell ya' that.

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    @ her pointing out "No porn movies." in the dinner party conversation.

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    Can we assess these people "hair penalty points"?

    (EDIT - Grumble. Geting piked on for beeing a badd typists suckes! )
    Last edited by Krom; 01-03-2005 at 07:18 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krom
    Can we asses these people "hair penalty points"?
    Who are you calling an ass, Krom??

    Ahhh.. you mean assess????

    I'm still irked that she can't even get her city name correct. New Port Richey.... not Newport Richey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Broadway
    I'm still irked that she can't even get her city name correct. New Port Richey.... not Newport Richey.
    Have you ever seen an English sitcom called "Keeping Up Appearances"? The main character is married to a man named "Bucket", pronounced by most folks in the show as "Buck-ett". To the amusement of everyone she meets, she annoying annunciates the name as "Booooo-que" to try and class it up.

    Maybe this woman is the same way about her city. "Newport" sounds classier than "New... Port".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krom
    Have you ever seen an English sitcom called "Keeping Up Appearances"? The main character is married to a man named "Bucket", pronounced by most folks in the show as "Buck-ett". To the amusement of everyone she meets, she annoying annunciates the name as "Booooo-que" to try and class it up.

    Maybe this woman is the same way about her city. "Newport" sounds classier than "New... Port".
    Is that kind of like calling Target "TarJay"??? I love my little red bullseye, but even the pseudo-French pronunciation just doesn't class it up.

    Until the tragedy in Thailand, I honestly thought Phuket was pronounced F**k It. Who knew it was actually PooKay?

    New Port Richey is actually a cute little area with some snooty spots. She just might fit the Martha profile.

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    I'm sensing claws on this one. Too aging Stepford wife for me. French Bistros look good in France, but that's about it.

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