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    Iron Enforcer



    Secret Identity
    Steel Chambers
    Bodyguard
    Age: 35

    Super Powers
    Densest bone structure of any human; mind-blowing "death punch"; wields an arsenal of high-tech weapons.

    Vulnerability
    Five year life-span he's a living time bomb. Also fears flying.

    Fighting For
    ...the fun of it.

    Catch Phrase
    "Always outnumbered; never outgunned."

    From Stan Lee's Super Computer
    The only living being that can withstand his death punch is The Hulk.

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    This guy is scary. He likes to kill. That's not very superheroesque, is it? His body is asymmetrical, too, and he looks as though that bomb is about to go off.

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    This guy is hot lol clearly, they're keeping him for eye candy *droolage*

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    Wait.... The Iron Enforcers real name is Steel Chambers.......

    "The only living being that can withstand his death punch is The Hulk."

    I hope he is never sitting at breakfast when suddenly he realises "I could have had a V-8" *slam* *thud*

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    He got potential and he definately has the look, I will say that much. Character needs fine-tuning though. I think Stan's wrong about the superheroes never killing though. All depends on the motive and the villain. They definately aren't killing machines though As a matter of fact, Iron Enforcer might want to switch it up. He'd probably make a better villain.

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    He would definately make a good villain. err... Foot soldier of villain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoolBeans View Post
    I think Stan's wrong about the superheroes never killing though. All depends on the motive and the villain.
    I agree. Just look at Wolverine from the X-Men, for example. He's one of the most popular superheroes ever and he kills all the time.

    Iron Enforcer isn't my favorite cast member, but he has the right to be the kind of superhero he wants to be.
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    After tonight's episode, he has shot up my list of reasons why I'm hooked on this show like Stan Lee's Crack Monkey.

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    He sure wimpered out in the competition against the dogs.
    Maybe he should have tried shooting the dogs, or at least using his death punch on them.
    That was an embarassing display by him, especially since he was the biggest guy there. Most of the women tried harder than him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by radar View Post
    He sure wimpered out in the competition against the dogs.
    Maybe he should have tried shooting the dogs, or at least using his death punch on them.
    That was an embarassing display by him, especially since he was the biggest guy there. Most of the women tried harder than him.
    I couldn't even really tell why he gave up. The dogs were bending his arm back abit but nothing that looked like it would've been hard for him to get out of.

    The comment about him being on roids was spot on though. That's the first thing I thought when I saw him. And then he says they're good if put to good use? Come on.

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