Originally Posted by decan
omfg. you said it all!
When she was at the waterpark she was like `I wanted to make sure the kids didn't drown.`
If you call that walking a tedious 10 feet to yell `KEEP AN EYE ON THEM` to Mr. Biggins. Then walk back to work on your tan. I bet that was the most exercise she's done all day.
And when she was talking about carbs, I was just so annoyed. Atkins started all this right? Did you know that Atkins died from obesity. STOP FOLLOWING THAT DIET! :phhht