Wow, I love reading these! You are awesome.
The posters above got a lot of my favs (the shout out to shawna was too funny). Here are some I think are *new*:
Burton eases the cork from the neck of the bottle and the champagne escapes in a torrent of bubbles.
“How cool is that?” asks Lill.
Uh, not very.
Lill drags a humungous wooden pole through the shot, claiming to now know how Jesus felt. Jesus? You could have multiplied the fish to last for the rest of the game, turned the water into wine, healed Osten even, but no, you get the wood dragging element of Jesus, Lill.