This is very funny stuff, Paulie. I'm glad you found a way to work in Dave and his T-shirt into the pre-cap, even though he's no longer in the running. My favorite part:I can picture it now.Meanwhile, Butch stares at Heidi in terror. “Well, let’s see,” he says. “I’ve chaperoned a few dances in my day. I think I know how the kids are dancing.” He shuffles up to Heidi and locks his hands behind the small of her back. She reaches up and folds her arms behind his neck. The two then proceed to rock rigidly side to side, completely independent of the music.
Heidi nods in approval. “Yep, I’ve seen this dance, too. Good job.”