You guys have had some excellent one-liners in this thread.
I'll add a few comments:
- I hope Helen doesn't get to have her cat visit, because if she does, Brian will ask if they can eat it.
- I think Invisigoth's suggestion that it is not family, but is the gross food challenge is a good one. Perhaps Helen jumps up in excitement over the opportunity to win a Chevy Avalanche.
- It doesn't make sense to me to have the winner of an RC pick someone else's family member. That would be a disencentive to win; you'd want to lose and hope someone picked your family member. And if Jeff didn't explain that until after the challenge (sort of a "who said anything about a merge" twist), I think that would be cheating the person that won the challenge. But a pretty cool evil twist.