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    Survivor: Cook Islands - Standing In The Shadows, Episode Ten

    Welcome to another edition of “Standing in the Shadows” for Survivor: Cook Islands! For those readers unfamiliar with it, each season our writers and mods “stand in the shadow” of a Survivor until their torch is snuffed. You get to read what we believe is really going on in the mind of each player. Without further ado. . . .

    Yul
    After the merge today I had quite a discussion with Jonathan about hypothetically bringing him back into our fold. I told him if, hypothetically speaking, I have the idol, he’d be smarter to align back with our hypothetical original tribe, than to hypothetically remain with Raro. Hypothetically, if I can convince Jonathan to flip back to our original team alliance, we could end up hypothetically being the Final Four. Of course having that bond actually last until the end of the game is kind of like seeing a hypothetical pig fly, or a hypothetical elephant climb a tree. But at least for now, he went along with my hypothetical plan, and my sweet little Hidden Immunity Idol (and my little sweet ass) are still alive, baby, and there ain‘t nothing hypothetical about that!

    Jonathan
    Not to be too dramatic or punny, but wasn’t THAT a fine kettle of fish I found myself in? I bust my ass and manage to survive three votes after I rashly followed Candice on her booty call mutiny figuring the original Raro tribe will stick together to the end and what happens? I end up with a bunch of lazy Gen X or Y or whatever slackers. I mean the numbskulls were sleeping until noon and couldn’t even manage to build a fire or fetch water while I was off finding fish to put in the kettle. Cripes, my kids are more mature. Not to mention that we didn’t win a single challenge after the mutiny. So I was really relieved when we merged. Well, I was relieved until the kids decided to act like college freshmen and drink and puke and drink and puke ad nauseum. I want that million so bad that I can taste it. But damn. I may have over thought and over played already. At least I’ve lasted. Once Yul showed me the hidden immunity idol, I tried to talk the kidiots into targeting someone else, but they wouldn’t even consider that Yul might have it. In the end, I had to make a deal to vote out Nate or go home. Now that I’ve betrayed everyone, I’m not sure how I’m going to get that money. I’ll work on that after I get Jeff to let me hang out on Exile Island again. I wonder if anyone bought my comment about big feet during the immunity challenge. I needed an excuse to drop out. Well, maybe those pictures haven’t made the ‘net.

    Ozzy
    OK, I don’t want to sound conceited but I really am the best player to ever appear on Survivor. The immunity challenge was so simple I didn’t even consider NOT winning it. I sat up on that pole like a monkey hanging from a limb on a tree. When it started to rain I did not worry, I actually celebrated, that meant my hair would get even fluffier. See the secret to my Survivor success is keeping my hair as large as possible to distract the other players. While they were all worrying about staying at the top of the log, I was catching birds in my hair and having a lovely snack. This game is almost too easy for me. I am ready for anything. I am the best swimmer, runner, climber, fisher, and breather. I hope the next challenge is to walk on water because I know I could ace that as well. If I don’t win this show I will shave my head in shame…or not.

    Parvati
    That dirty dog Adam must have been crazy if he thought I wanted to make out with him in the shelter like that. I mean, who wants to kiss a guy that's been barfing over the side of a boat all afternoon? Ew. Though it might have been worth it just to make Candice jealous. She thinks she's all that because she stayed on that pole longer than I did. So what? Hey, if there's one thing I know about, it's hanging on poles. *giggle* Speaking of, now that my snuggle buddy Nate is gone, I need to find someone else to keep warm with - and that Yul guy is looking pretty good. He's like, all smart and stuff. Did you hear him during the challenge, talking about mass, or math, or whatever that was? Something about elephants, too. I didn't even know we had elephants on the island! I bet he went to one of those big genius schools, like Hale, or Yarvard. I'm thinking this merge thing might not be so bad after all...

    Candice
    Jonathan called us traitors? He’s the traitor, I merely rejoined my friends. *yawn* Who don’t like him so much, by the way. Freak. I told him that Parvati and I wanted Yul out of the game and he said Yul may have the idol. I don’t have it, and I know Adam doesn’t have it. I also know what color underwear Adam is wearing. Mmmm, Adam… *shakes head* I guess Freakathon doesn’t have it either, so that just leaves Yul. Could he have the idol? I don’t have a clue either way, but so what? *giggle* Parvi and I want him out of here next anyway. He’s too smart, and so focused on playing the game, probably because he and Becky aren’t in love like Adam and I. He’s a freak, too. Anyway, I don’t have time to worry about stuff like that right now. I saw the way Parvati cuddled up to Adam when we got back from the merge feast. She is such a Whore! I called her on it at tribal council and she said Adam didn’t cuddle with her. Damn right, bitch. I’m gonna have his babies, so you’d best back off right now. Go do something useful, like flirt with Yul and make him forget he has the immunity idol. If he has it.

    Nathan
    Dayummm. I am trippin something serious. I was loyal to the tribe. I worked my ass off. I pulled my weight (and even more) during competitions. And dammit, I look good. That sleezy scum ball Jonathan left his comfortable tribe because he knew he was a gonner and we kept him around. This is the payback that we get? Oh, and let’s not even get started about Pavarti and Yul. He’s the new flavor of the week and once she knew I was outta here she moved right in. There’s gonna be a menage a trios going on in the hut. Becky better get used to playing second fiddle. Pavarti is sleeping her way to the final two.

    Adam

    Me Adam. Oog Oog Uh! Adam have Big Fun. Make Grey Beard Man work. Is funny! Then Aitu come Raro beach. Me no like! Primal oogh. Nate say - Aitu Raro One Love. Say we Aitutonga. Adam head hurt. It bananas! All go Magic Boat. Hear many drum. Many girl dance. Adam drink drink. Adam King of Island! Adam lie down. Pobartee like Adam tent. Lay by Adam. Touch Adam chest. (This make baby.) Aah aah ahh! Make bird baby like tattoo Adam back. Adam make Grey Beard dig holes in sand. Pobartee lay egg in. Adam see. Candice Adam go water. This make fish baby. Adam puke water. Feed fish. Turtle, bird, fish - all Island have Adam baby soon. Ooh ooh ah.

    Adam sad. Jeff make Adam touch long big pole. Adam no like! Adam drop sand, quick quick. Monkey boy Ozzy stay on pole long time, win necklace. Monkey boy bananas! Jeff smile big. Ooogh! Grey beard Talk Talk Man say Adam Candice - Yul have idol. Adam Candice Pobartee laugh laugh. Adam King. Adam is idol. Yul no have Adam! Grey man stupid! Nate say "Yul think too much. Think about game". Adam no like think. Is bananas. Like song! B-A... B-A-N...N...? Game crazy. Like bananas! B-A-A...Ooog oogh ugh?? No!! Nate go home? Why go? No like Adam bananas?

    Sundra
    Wow… merge time already. I am so not ready to let new members into our happy Aitu family, and I’m especially not ready to let those backstabbers Jonathan and Candice back into the fold. I’m not pleased to be with Nate again, because that didn’t work out so well last time. I just hope he remembers what kind of power I have in this game and doesn’t dare to cross me. I was looking forward to being on the same tribe as my girl Rebecca again, but those Raro jokers sent her packing at the last Tribal Council. I can’t believe that Yul has the hidden immunity idol, and that I let him talk me into another alliance with Jonathan. I don’t feel like I can trust that smarmy bastard, but I’m willing to keep him around just so that we can vote the rest of those Raros off one by one. I’m especially looking forward to sending Candice off the island, and out of Adam’s bed. Finally, I hope everyone noticed how long I stayed on the pole during the Immunity Challenge- I knew my Carmen Electra Aerobic Striptease DVD would help prepare me for a challenge exactly like this one!

    Becky
    The inevitable has finally happened: someone called out Yul and I for our obvious devotion to each other. As much as I love the fact that our adoration is obvious to outsiders, I am so embarassed that someone might think we are cavorting around like Benedict Candice and that Caveman of hers. I DO NOT lay about in Yul's lap... at least not yet. And when I finally get around to that kind of display, it will NOT be in front of TV cameras. One thing is for certain: I have Pavarti's number. She thinks she is going to steal Yul away from me with that comment about smart is sexy?! She might have the sex appeal, but I actually understood every word of Yul's response. She probably just heard a series of wahs and bleeps while looking at his big feet. Guess who's next on my hit list?

    We would like to thank the following writers for contributing to this article: Dinahann, mrdobolina, Brandy, Mariner, Yardgnome, AJane, waywyrd, Lucy, SueEllenMishke, speedbump, suncat7, roseskid and totoro.
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    You pretty much nailed it! Esp Adumb. That was funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by totoro;2159150;
    When it started to rain I did not worry, I actually celebrated, that meant my hair would get even fluffier. See the secret to my Survivor success is keeping my hair as large as possible to distract the other players. While they were all worrying about staying at the top of the log, I was catching birds in my hair and having a lovely snack.

    Pobartee like Adam tent. Lay by Adam. Touch Adam chest. (This make baby.) Aah aah ahh! Make bird baby like tattoo Adam back. Adam make Grey Beard dig holes in sand. Pobartee lay egg in. Adam see. Candice Adam go water. This make fish baby. Adam puke water. Feed fish. Turtle, bird, fish - all Island have Adam baby soon. Ooh ooh ah.
    Great shadows! I loved Adam's!
    "In spite of all the temptation you have endured, all the suffering, you remain pure of heart, just as pure as you were at the age of eleven, when you stared into a mirror that reflected your heart's desire, and it showed you only the way to thwart Lord Voldemort, and not immortality or riches."

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    wow...totoro:
    you are good.
    i laughed so loud that (i believe) the neighbors heard!
    youre good

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    OMG totoro and all contributors!!
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    Amazing! Wonderful job to all who contributed!
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    i read this while at work ( i know....tsk tsk tsk...i'm cheating)...anyways... laugh out loud funny guys!!..lol
    Am not sure if i missed something ( I suss i did..)...but am curious....is Parvati her REAL first name...and if so......what kind 'o name is that? Is quite unique.
    Last edited by John; 12-02-2006 at 10:00 AM. Reason: word spelled incorrectly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ollie1;2163811;
    i read this while at work ( i know....tsk tsk tsk...i'm cheating)...anyways... laff out loud funny guyzz!!..lol
    Am not sure if i missed something ( I suss i did..)...but am curious....is Parvati her REAL first name...and if so......what kind 'o name is that? Is quite unique.
    I think it's Indian (as from India).

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    that was great!!!!! nice job!!!
    Last edited by John; 12-02-2006 at 09:59 AM.

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