Signs You Are A “Survivor” Addict Here are some signs that you might have been a little too caught up in America's favorite TV show:
Your neighbors find you digging for nightcrawlers in their flowerbed and you insist it's "just a midnight snack."
Your cabinets are stocked with nothing but Minute Rice.
You get a raise at work and before you know what you're doing, you're halfway through "The Richard Dance."
You suspect that Aunt Betty and Grandpa George are forming an evil alliance against you.
You hold a reward challenge to see who gets that extra large can of Alpo dog food.
You start to realize that everything is just "a pain in the ass".
You start shoveling dirt into the jacuzzi because you think your husband will look good covered in hot mud.
Whenever you walk into the office, you start chanting the “Survivor” theme.
You find yourself making a speech about snakes and rats at a board meeting.
You call your wife on a cellular coconut.
You tell your boss to "Get a liposuction and catch more fish."
Every night before bed, you hold a tribal council to see which kid gets kicked out of the house.
You get to the bookstore when it opens every day, hoping that Susan's "Redneck Road Kill Cookbook" has come in.
You fill your entry hall with hot coals.
Greg's Final Words actually start making sense to you.
You scour the internet hoping *someone* has posted Colleen's phone number.
Your son's hamster starts looking pretty tasty.
Even though someone flat out tells you the answer to a question, five minutes later all you can say is "Uhh...I don't know."