Great job! Very entertaining!Did you notice how, when I jumped up and down, my boobs didn't jiggle at all? I just wanted to make sure that didn't go unappreciated. I wore a bikini top and everything.
In fact, I've been practicing saying it loud all these weeks. "I am ultra-competitive and I'm going to do great at Survivor." See how well that works? Aren't you convinced? I sure am.
And if things keep going my way, everybody on the jury is gonna love Cirie. Except maybe Shane. Crap. Maybe if I talk about what a great kid Boston is at the next tribal council, I can win Shane's vote. Still, I ain't worried. Come on now.