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    Bambis REAL Mom
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    A granola bar
    Remember the beef jerkey
    Was it Janet's bar?

    Jeanne took the lead
    Blaming Janet was easy
    Can you say scapegoat

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    You will get the hand!
    Joanna picks on the weak
    I'll give you finger!
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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    Mitsuaami
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    Christie is close
    Girls say 'tude will get her off
    While lazing around

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    Pick a commandment
    And make sure you stick with it
    Second commandment
    "The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy."
    -- Unknown

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    It ain't easy being green Wayner's Avatar
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    Well done, Zaius!

    Great job everyone!

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    Haikus are stupid
    I am a swimsuit model
    Who needs poetry?
    "In twenty years you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So, throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore! Dream! Discover!"...Mark Twain

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    We can go fishing
    Because now we have the bait
    We have poor technique
    It occurred to me that no matter how bleak things might seem at times, at least I have a head. ----Stargazer

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    She hates the idol
    We all know that now, OK?
    Oh, just please shut up!

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    Survivor? Idols?
    I didn't know they were linked!
    What a fool I am

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    idols are satan
    i'm gonna pray
    you talk to my hand

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