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    Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Survivors

    If her tribe goes to Tribal Council, they'll remember the idiot who stood up to sing while they broke their backs on the oars, rowing her musical ass to shore.
    You have a way with words my friend. A true gem of a recap. Especially loved the segment titles. You got Survivor off to a great start!
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    phat, this was one of the funniest Survivor recaps ever. You did a tremendous job. I laughed all the way through.

    "People Tired of Other People Who Misspell Their Names All the Time." really tickled me.

    Great job!
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    Quote Originally Posted by phat32
    I suppose whoever asked Tom doesn't realize that "fireman" means he puts 'em out, not makes 'em. Isn't fire the antithesis of everything that Tom has represented in his professional career (e.g. "no fire")? It's like asking Superman to find Kryptonite.

    thanks for the great recap

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    Phatie, you ROCK!!

    This means, I suppose, "Hey, Greg Louganis--sit your ass down and grab an oar."

    She may be an English teacher, but she's an idiot.

    Isn't fire the antithesis of everything that Tom has represented in his professional career (e.g. "no fire")? It's like asking Superman to find Kryptonite.

    (Note to self: Chicks dig that as an opening line.)


    FANTASTIC job describing the challenge

    (You gotta love those handles. I call them "love handles.")

    James responds with a non sequitur: "Dumb ass!" It's not clear who he's directing his comments to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phat32
    I suggest rowing with a little more back in't. If God has already sunken the battleship, He may call out F-11 on his next turn and score a hit on their rowboat. Then, they would be completely screwed.

    It's a big day for Ian. Not only does he win immunity, but for the first time in his life, he sees nekkid wimmins.


    Great start to what I am sure will be a hilarious season of recaps! Thanks, Phat!
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    Great recap!!! BTW, I'm a Survivor virgin. This is my first one and after one episode, I'm hooked!

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    Fabulous recap! Yes, it is sad, but I too shivered upon hearing the timbre of Jiff's voice once again...sigh. Looking forward to another great season!

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    Wouldn't it have been easier if Probst had simply brought the Sorting Hat?
    Sadly, this was to my thought... great recap!

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    This was a great recap! There were too many lines to quote!!
    I can't wait for next week's!!

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    Excellent recap, phat.

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