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    Memorable Survivor Quotes

    Yeah! Like the title states, what are your most favorite/funniest/weirdest/memorable quote said by any of the cast members in A.S.S?

    Here's a few of mine ...

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    Sue: "I've been humiliated, and de-humanized Jeff"

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    Rob M: "Pretty Boy Probst"

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    Big Tom: "Rupert can catch a whole load of fish with his stick, and I can't even catch one on a three million dollar yacht"

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    Shi Ann: "Captain America, with his big blue eyes, and his big white teeth, bla bla bla bla bla" + Shi Ann's famous Eye Rolling :rolleyes

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    Quote Originally Posted by masashi
    Rob M: "Pretty Boy Probst"
    I loved that one!

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    Ethan at tribal council holding a vote -

    'You'd better watch what you say Jenna because it might come back to bite you in that big ol' butt of yours'

    My all time favorite line is from Alicia from the Australia season-

    Kimmi - 'Don't be wavin' your fingah in mah face'

    Alicia- ' I will ALWAYS wave my finger in your face!'

    I still love that one..heeheehee

    Can't take a good day without a bad one
    Don't feel just to smile until I had one
    Where did I learn?
    I make a fuss about a little thing
    The rhyme is losing to the riddling

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    From Survivor 7:

    Jon: Promises to me are like fat ladies on wicker furniture. Easily broken by Jonny Fairplay.

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    Well there are lots of them, but this latest one from Ethan cracked me up.

    All Stars: When Mogo's won shish kobobs in the reward challenge, Ethan, who is a vegeterian said about the kabobs: I want to rub my face in it. I want to sleep next to it.

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    Rupert: I've been building houses for a 100 years, I know what I'm doing.

    Watch the house get flooded and wasted away.

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    Jeff: "So Erin.. how was two tribes living together in the same beach like?"
    Erin: "It went smoothly Jeff... I would have never expected our merger to go this well..."
    Jeff: "You said merger"
    Erin: "Yes"
    Jeff: "I certainly didn't give you that impression did I?"

    *Shii Ann's face *

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    From ASS so for it has to be Rich's "I've been bamboozled!"

    Heidi had some dumb ones in the Amazon: "The cuter girls-me, Jenna and Shawna-kind of went off from the older women, because we're cuter, we're younger, we got better bodies and that's like a huge issue to older people."

    "I'm the brains behind half of all the strategies out here."

    Who can forget Jon's simple statement when voting out Shawn: "F#@# you!"
    Log off. That cookie sh*t makes me nervous. --Tony Soprano

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    From S1...

    Rudy: "I dunno"
    I support the right to arm bears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SurvivorGirl
    From Survivor 7:

    Jon: Promises to me are like fat ladies on wicker furniture. Easily broken by Jonny Fairplay.
    I hate to get picky, but it was "fat chicks AND Wicker furniture"... implying he could break either
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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