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    Not only does this make you look forward to the show, it brings back haunting memories.

    Great work, Paulie.

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    This is my first treat to a precap, and I must say, fantastic job Paulie. With the turban and the mop handle start, I wasn't sure what I was getting into, but you hooked me.
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    The first precap this season, and I love this!

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    What an odd, yet amusing concept-a precap. Whee...this whole Survivor board seems to be a giant roller coaster ride!
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    Paulie, you know me, I'd quote WAAAAYYyyyyy to many parts

    Great job. I loved that you incorperated some bits from last years precaps.

    You are Da Bomb
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    the first precap of the season is here!

    Does this mean we're getting free donuts instead of Cheez-Its this time?

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    Paulie, since this is the first season of Survivor I've watched this is also my first time reading your precaps. I bow down to your wittiness and creativity! I look forward to reading the rest.
    Who shot who in the what now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulie
    “It’s the Black Squirrel,” he says in a soft, almost awe-filled, voice.
    Paulie, that was probably my favorite quote, but the tenor of the entire precap was terrific! I loved the reference to the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie, as well as the Jeffbots being like the animatronic pirates on the Disney ride. Terrific!

    And your continued portrayal of Jiff as a spoiled, slightly deranged, yet childlike character with an inflated God complex just kills me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayner
    And your continued portrayal of Jiff as a spoiled, slightly deranged, yet childlike character with an inflated God complex just kills me!
    That has got to be my absolute favorite of favorites too!!!! Paulie's Jeff slays me every time. If only the real man were as entertaining.

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    A few of my favourite parts...

    When you walk, you must waddle with hands at your sides. When you talk, you may only say ‘quack.’ And if any of you, for whatever reason, put on a poor impersonation of a duck, you will be tossed overboard to practice swimming like a duck

    We’ve decided to go with a pirate theme this season, just to liven things up a bit. Everybody loves pirates, especially the 18-34 demographic.”

    Even the youngsters, who had barely started being surly,

    Finally, he finishes off the apple with a head-extending super-gulp.
    Excellent job as always Paulie
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