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    Allez les Bleus! Zaius's Avatar
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    Survivor Haikus

    I think we had great fun with them last season so I thought I would create a thread for this season.

    The format is one line of 5 syllables, next of 7 syllables, then next of 5 syllables.

    Here are a couple to get it started:

    See the world in code
    Dream of infinite for-loops
    Yet no pseudonyms!

    Damn these troubled teens!
    Hmm, my previous job training
    Might come in handy

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    I hunt small varmints
    and hock loogies redneck-style
    bad face, nice body

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    Holy crap, John!

    This might turn into a fun guessing game...

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    Avast, ye mateys!
    Is there a merit badge for
    building a shelter?

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    I need the money.
    No more lotto or bingo,
    Know what I'm sayin'?

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    *Warning: spoiler in haiku*

    Were they all prepared?
    We know, one was not ready
    Why? This: no undies

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    My name is Christa
    I like to snort the cocaine
    Look where it got me

    The "art consultant"
    What do I do you might ask
    Drink Pabst Blue Ribbon
    Log off. That cookie sh*t makes me nervous. --Tony Soprano

    So I said to him, "Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!" --Homer Simpson

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    I thought of two limericks, thought I'd include them here too. Remember, limericks aren't all dirty

    Christa Hastie


    There once was a girl from Ojai
    Who found cocaine hard to come by
    She asked on the net
    And would later regret
    Seeing her name attached to her pry

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    Rupert Boneham


    There once was a man from Indy
    Whose breath always smelled of Brandy
    He shaved off his beard
    Was not quite as feared
    But still looked five shades too shady

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    An undertaker
    Reads Mark Burnett's self-help book.
    Darrah to succeed?

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    The man with the beard
    Is it Hagrid in disguise?
    Or really Rupert?

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