+ Reply to Thread
Page 3 of 5 FirstFirst 12345 LastLast
Results 21 to 30 of 43

Thread: Survivor Haikus

  1. #21
    Leo
    Leo is offline
    Premium Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Posts
    10,033
    Look! Miss No Undies!
    Trying to vote someone off
    And now, she's no more

  2. #22
    Gotta Love that Scout scooberoo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Wisconsin
    Posts
    1,776
    Burton loves his Shawn,
    They make fun of poor Rupert,
    But he has a spear...

    During challenge time,
    Morgan lost immunity.
    Voted out their briefs.

    Drake got bit by bugs.
    Maybe Jon's personality,
    Will scare them away.

  3. #23
    Allez les Bleus! Zaius's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    1,362
    Bring on the moonshine
    I will ravish them with jokes
    They will all love me!

    Be more careful, Drake
    There is a thief among you
    Bearded, wears a skirt

    The laws of physics
    Are very clear about this:
    Reduce drag, drop shorts

  4. #24
    You're not the boss of me ollie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Posts
    118
    Who needs a dumb map?
    We are here, found our island
    Where is the water?

  5. #25
    You're not the boss of me ollie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Posts
    118
    Rupert, fashion guy
    "Skirts are not just for women"
    Want to buy some jeans?

  6. #26
    FORT Regular dwan's_servant's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Age
    24
    Posts
    118
    survivor is gold,
    Ruperts beard is growing mold,
    shave now you foo!
    Sandra plays survivor better then anyone. She Won!

    Dawn marie was always the ultimate member of the family.

    Jennifer Hudson Forever

    Ant is the man! er..... woman

    Money talks,

    CHOCOLATE SINGS!

  7. #27
    They're so cute! brenna's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Posts
    354
    This one's for you Zaius!

    Christa is nasal
    Perhaps there's a secret stash
    Shoved into her nose.
    It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

  8. #28
    Allez les Bleus! Zaius's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    1,362
    Nice one Brenna! I wonder if Christa's voice will become a factor during the rest of her stay...

    Osten's shorts are sagging
    They are barely hanging on
    Until the weight loss...
    Last edited by Zaius; 09-20-2003 at 09:49 PM.

  9. #29
    Allez les Bleus! Zaius's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    1,362
    Arrr, there be a ghost!
    Upon the isle of Morgan
    Seldom to be seen

    She haunts her tribemates
    Prepares their graves and coffins
    Building an army

    For when the day comes
    Seven dead pirates will rise
    And grant her the loot

  10. #30
    Allez les Bleus! Zaius's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    1,362
    A swimming contest
    Would surely settle the score
    Just please stop yelling

    Osten is drowning
    Omnipotent Jeff looks on
    Shall He grant him life?
    "The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy."
    -- Unknown

+ Reply to Thread
Page 3 of 5 FirstFirst 12345 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts

SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0 ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.