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    Rhyming Haikus

    The stranding's a hoot
    With a wet Armani suit.
    No spare clothes to boot.

    Christa can't compute.
    Melissa's a brainy beaut.
    Rupert is hirsute.

    Sixteen go for loot.
    Don't know yet for whom I'll root.
    Point is likely moot.

    Tribemates in cahoot.
    "Sole Survivor", sole pursuit.
    Fifteen get the boot.

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    Rupert? Sex symbol?
    Some girls like that kind of man.
    Looks are deceiving.
    A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself. - Verbal Kint from the movie The Usual Suspects

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    I'll contribute a limerick:

    Sixteen people swam out to shore
    On each other paid to make war.
    Before they begin,
    We know who will win:
    It will be CBS for sure.

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    Christa the cokehead
    will go down in history
    illegally blonde

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    I win everything
    survivor is next baby
    ask my trophy wife

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    16 contestants, some rich, some poor
    were thrown overboard, so sure
    of how things would play
    but found out with dismay
    it wasn't a three hour tour

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    Boyscout uniform
    Worn on the show all season
    Won't my boys be proud?

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    I like tube dresses,
    I like boy scout uniforms...
    But not Rupert's skirt...

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    Voice like Chris Farley
    Looks like a pirate except
    For the flowered skirt
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    You've gotta hustle if you want to earn a dollar. - Boston Rob

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    What beautiful eyes
    You get the lamp and the fuel
    I simply get you

    That was exhausting...
    Oh look they left a present
    Shiver me timbers!

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