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    I don't mean to speak for Fluff, but if she means to campaign everyone to vote Penny rather than Ken, maybe.

    Although at that point I think they were all totally snowed by the "We might vote out Ted" theory.

    Too bad Ken lost immunity. Of course, if he hadn't... Jake could very well have been gone.
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    Ah, I bet you are right MissF

    I don't think they would have fallen for it though...they probably saw it as a great opp to eliminate a physical threat like Ken.
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    And at this point, why sacrifice anymore allies?

    What coulda been. And who'da thunk that in the beginning, I was hoping for a strong CG finish.

    Just ain't fun this way.
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
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    Jake starts out the next day by playing "Lets Make a Deal." What are we playing for today Monty?

    Well, behind door #1, you have your original Chuay Gahn alliance, and a 75% chance of getting to the final four.

    But you could risk it all for what's behind door #2, leave your stuffy old alliance and join our cool 2 person alliance, we will try to find a fourth sucker - Oh, I mean teammate, and overthrow the dominate Chuay Gahn alliance. Then we will turn on you in the end, after we have eliminated all of your friends.

    And just to tempt you further, we have door #3, leave your alliance to join us, but fail to form a new majority, and paint one giant target on your back so your former partners vote you off before us.


    Ted: Well that's pretty tempting Jake, but I am playing for a million dollars, and I suspect you may not be acting in my best interest. I like door #1.

    Clay: Hoooooweeee that is a right interesting and generous offer you are making there Jake, and this old craw daddy just might have to take you up on them thar doors your selling. Come see me after I win the million dollars and I just might be buyin what ya'll are sellin. I will stick with little ol door #1 for right now, but I am gonna keep your proposal in mind ya hear.

    Brian: Is one of those doors green?

    Helen: Well first I am thinking I should take door #1 - but that is just what they will be expecting to do - so I should take door #2 - that would be unexpected - unless they are really expecting that - in which case the real obvious solution is to take door #3 - unless that is what they were trying to get me to do all along - what should I do Helen - what - oh this is a recipe for disaster - recipe - did I say recipe - that reminds me of a wonderful recipe I have for chocolate fudge brownie swirlie snack cakes - Oh this would be so much easier if they would just give me a gun so I could shoot several people and make my decision easier. I will take door #1.

    Jan: Oh I am so bad a choosing. Like that time when you and I had to choose tribes and you chose all the young and good looking people and I chose the school yard rejects. I just can't make a decision. But since my band of misfits is whippen your dream team butts, I am just gonna take a chance and stay with door #1.

    It was a valiant effort Jake, but nobody is buying what you are selling. You might want to collect your things and start saying your good-byes.
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    You're right Miss F that is what I meant

    It's too late now obviously, but I just wondered if anyone thought Jake should ahve tried to save Ken by telling the Chuays he and Ken wpould be willing to vote out Penny.
    I'm not sure it would have made any difference in the long run.
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    Originally posted by Invisigoth
    Jake starts out the next day by playing "Lets Make a Deal." What are we playing for today Monty?

    Well, behind door #1, you have your original Chuay Gahn alliance, and a 75% chance of getting to the final four.

    But you could risk it all for what's behind door #2, leave your stuffy old alliance and join our cool 2 person alliance, we will try to find a fourth sucker - Oh, I mean teammate, and overthrow the dominate Chuay Gahn alliance. Then we will turn on you in the end, after we have eliminated all of your friends.

    And just to tempt you further, we have door #3, leave your alliance to join us, but fail to form a new majority, and paint one giant target on your back so your former partners vote you off before us.


    Ted: Well that's pretty tempting Jake, but I am playing for a million dollars, and I suspect you may not be acting in my best interest. I like door #1.

    Clay: Hoooooweeee that is a right interesting and generous offer you are making there Jake, and this old craw daddy just might have to take you up on them thar doors your selling. Come see me after I win the million dollars and I just might be buyin what ya'll are sellin. I will stick with little ol door #1 for right now, but I am gonna keep your proposal in mind ya hear.

    Brian: Is one of those doors green?

    Helen: Well first I am thinking I should take door #1 - but that is just what they will be expecting to do - so I should take door #2 - that would be unexpected - unless they are really expecting that - in which case the real obvious solution is to take door #3 - unless that is what they were trying to get me to do all along - what should I do Helen - what - oh this is a recipe for disaster - recipe - did I say recipe - that reminds me of a wonderful recipe I have for chocolate fudge brownie swirlie snack cakes - Oh this would be so much easier if they would just give me a gun so I could shoot several people and make my decision easier. I will take door #1.

    Jan: Oh I am so bad a choosing. Like that time when you and I had to choose tribes and you chose all the young and good looking people and I chose the school yard rejects. I just can't make a decision. But since my band of misfits is whippen your dream team butts, I am just gonna take a chance and stay with door #1.

    It was a valiant effort Jake, but nobody is buying what you are selling. You might want to collect your things and start saying your good-byes.


    Great stuff Invisi!
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    Invi! Funny!
    Just one quote out of many good ones!
    Oh this would be so much easier if they would just give me a gun so I could shoot several people and make my decision easier. I will take door #1.

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    Brian: Is one of those doors green?
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    omg, I almost choked on my tea reading that.
    That was very funny Ivisgoth
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