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    Survivor Limericks

    Limerick: a refrain containing a nonsense poem of five anapestic lines, now often bawdy, usually with a rhyme scheme aabba, the first , second, and fifth lines having three stresses, the third and fourth having two.

    For some reason, they are often centered around a man in Nantucket.


    There once was survivors in Thailand
    Stranded on Koh Taratau Island
    But Ted had to grind
    on Ghandia's behind
    and she was left screaming and cryin

    There once was a pornstar named Brian
    who was left on a tropical island
    But Jan was too droopy
    for him to make whoopy
    so now he's frustrated and dyin

    (originally posted in the Haiku section)

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    There was a survivor named Robb
    The moron of the Sook Jai mob
    The skateboarding dude
    Gave Jeff such attitude
    He was taken to the loser's lodge
    There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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    Stephanie went swimming nude
    She spent her days looking for food
    No help with the hut
    They called her a nut
    And she pissed off her tribe with her mood
    There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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    There once was a young man named Jed
    Who used the beach for his bed
    He had a nice bod
    But he was rather odd
    So his tribemates kept Shii-Ann instead

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    Miss Erin creats lot of fervor
    with her chest which sticks out much further
    If her canoe goes down
    You know she won't drown
    She carries her own life preserver
    There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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    Ghandia - give it a rest
    Your story did not pass the test
    Ted did start to grind
    On your big ol behind
    But the vote said he did not molest
    There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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    Robb was a complete moron
    With a brain just the size of a prawn
    We hated him so
    He just had to go
    But now we're all sad that he's gone
    There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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    Shii-Ann, oh Shii-Ann, you witch
    You should've said "yes" to the switch
    You've got too much 'tude
    You hated the "Dude"
    Now your tribemates think you are a bitch

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    There was a survivor named Janny
    A wonderful, nurturing granny
    She had lots of guts
    And she was quite nuts
    But please do something with that fanny
    There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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    There was a survivor named Clay
    Who snored through the night and the day
    He brought several toys
    To hang with the boys
    Till the end he was hoping to stay
    There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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