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    It ain't easy being green Wayner's Avatar
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    Next Planned Survivor format

    Just got this hot off the presses from Mrs. Wayner; she thought we'd be interested.

    HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NEXT PLANNED "SURVIVOR" SHOW ???
    * 6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.
    * Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.
    * There is no access to fast food.
    * Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
    * The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is no remote.
    * The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.
    * They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one
    marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.
    * The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
    * The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
    * If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years - eventually earning the right to be called “Mother".

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    The race is back! John's Avatar
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    lol Wayner!

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    Holy crap! Vote me off right now.
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    Wayner!
    So much fun here today! Can't...stop...laughing....

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    Mrs. Wayner is on to something. I think women should nominate the men because you know men are not going to submit their applications.

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    Soccer Kicks Balls cali's Avatar
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    LOVE IT!

    My husbands friend once said if his wife could get a job making as much money as he did, he'd quit in a sec and take over her job. My husband said "God, I hope Cali never finds that job... I couldn't do hers!"

    I guess he won't be signing up
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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