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    Sexy evil genius Paulie's Avatar
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    Vee:
    Jesus loves me! ME!
    I can lie, cheat and backstab
    Because I say sorry
    All right, everyone! Let's shut the thread down! There will never again be another one as perfect as this. Absolutely perfect, Miss F. I am in complete and total awe. Nicely done!

    Edited to add that I don't even care the last line has 6 syllables. Maybe we could just change it to:

    'cause I say, "Sorry."

    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

    Read Paulie's Precaps for Survivor:Vanuatu: 1-2-3-4-5

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    Ah, Thanks Paulie.

    And thanks for finding my mistake and correcting it.

    I loathe Vee.
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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    All right, everyone! Let's shut the thread down! There will never again be another one as perfect as this.
    Darn... I had an excellent one... it would have left you laughing, crying, pondering the deepest meaning of life..... oh well
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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    Bring it on Cali!
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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    Jan

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    your pigtails give me the creeps
    along with your ass
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Lex

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    booted Kelly in error
    your gut let you down
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Jan (you've given me inspiration, fluff):

    Florida teacher
    overalls are out of style
    what are you, thirteen?

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    Sue Hawk

    Rats and snakes, oh my!
    Fourth place not good enough, no!
    Great speech stuns us all.
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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    Originally posted by Miss Filangi

    I loathe Vee.
    As do I, Miss F...As do I......(See my Kathy haiku)

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