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    Yoffy lifts a finger... fluff's Avatar
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    Ted

    you were fast asleep
    getting all up on her ass
    tell that to your wife
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    For Brian:

    You were in soft porn
    Do you think anyone cares?
    Get a new swimsuit

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    that one is brillaint Lobeck
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    John

    stupid water joke
    I don't want to buy a cross
    what's a christian flag?
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Helen

    super fast talker
    teeth could cause major damage
    don't give her a gun
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    I love the Ted one, Fluff!

    Erin
    We know they are fake,
    But are you really a man?
    Your hands are too big.
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

    Read Paulie's Precaps for Survivor:Vanuatu: 1-2-3-4-5

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    Bravo to everyone!

    I'm not good at Haiku. However, I did get in touch with Robb, and he asked me to post one that HE came up with. Here it is:

    Dude.

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    Shii Ann
    I can't believe it
    My intellect dwarfs them all
    They are all morons

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    For All Survivors

    Doddering fools gel
    Wits and teamwork is rare
    Fools die quickly

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    For Jeff Probst:

    Here we go again
    I get so tired of saying
    "The tribe has spoken"

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