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    Sexy evil genius Paulie's Avatar
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    Brilliant, Wayner!
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

    Read Paulie's Precaps for Survivor:Vanuatu: 1-2-3-4-5

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    Wayner!

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    from this point forward, i will be throwing words out for wayner to fit into haiku form!

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    From this point forward
    I will be throwing words out
    For Wayner's haikus.

    See? I can do it, too.
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

    Read Paulie's Precaps for Survivor:Vanuatu: 1-2-3-4-5

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    ha ha ha ha ha
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
    ha ha ha ha ha

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    There once was survivors in Thailand
    Stranded on Koh Taratau Island
    But Ted had to grind
    on Ghandia's behind
    and she was left screaming and cryin

    There once was a pornstar named Brian
    who was left on a tropical island
    But Jan was too droopy
    for him to make whoopy
    so now he's frustrated and dyin

    Oops - these are not haikus, but I could not find the limeric page.

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    It ain't easy being green Wayner's Avatar
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    See? I can do it, too.
    Dang it Paulie, you beat me to it!

    Nice lymerics, Invisigoth!

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    Why not start a limerick thread Invisigoth?

    There are some creative people here as this thread shows.
    I'm sure we could think of many limericks.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Ask and ye shall receive, Fluff...

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    Shii-Ann

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    Now you're next to go!
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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