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    Allez les Bleus! Zaius's Avatar
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    Survivor Haikus

    Another season, another Haiku thread.

    The format is pretty simple: One line of 5 syllables, one line of 7 syllables, and one line of 5 syllables again.

    I'll get it started with a couple:

    Dolly the sheep clone
    Gained from reincarnation
    Now a sheep farmer!

    Lea the drill sergeant
    Head shaped like a hexagon
    First to build shelter
    "The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy."
    -- Unknown

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    women versus men
    why did they do that again
    stupid, stupid, mark


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    I don't know, Cali. I kinda like it.
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    This is the ninth one,
    Survivor Vanuatu.
    Rupert has a twist.
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    Brady the G-man
    Lea Masters the drill sargeant
    Who needs to know what?

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    Sappho sweats Walmart
    Drills in Cappucino Rain
    Shepherdess cries soft

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    Leann is Ginger
    Dolly becomes Maryann
    Where is Gilligan?

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    Rupert he bellows
    New season is coming up
    Thank God without him.


    The cast it is old
    As a choice it becomes bold
    A thirty-ish fold.


    Male and female tribes
    Vying to keep their torch lit
    Without getting burnt.


    Rupert assures us
    Bikini shots are coming.
    Please, not the sergeant.

    "You don't rehearse Mr. T, you just turn him loose."
    -----Sylvester Stallone, on Mr. T-----

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    Good one, Krom.
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