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    Hilarious, as usual! Great job, Paulie!
    Clay is riding on Brianís head, his two tiny fists clutching clumps of Brianís tangled hair like horseís reins. No words are needed to understand what has happened. Clay climbs off Brianís head and slides down the side of his body to the ground.
    OMG! Clay's is getting smaller and smaller. Next time, he's going to be the size of a flea.

    First to appear is Helen, looking crabby and borderline homicidal, just like normal. Apparently, sheís a morning person.
    She does have that "ugly" look all the time.

    Little Clay nudges Ted in the ribs and grins mischievously. He looks like the class clown at a school for Leprechauns.
    So many funny mental images of Clay.

    Sheís suddenly silenced by Tedís meaty hand at her throat. Clay jumps up and gnaws on her hand until she releases the clue.

    If your tribe wins the Reward Challenge, youíll spend the afternoon on a gurney while we drip pure beans into your blood stream.
    Very funny stuff, Paulie!

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    This one is my favorite this week, as it matches so well with the Jeffy flinch we saw in the previews

    For example, you guys have assumed that the production crew does not want you to get hurt. Thatís wrong. Pain equals ratings, people. Do you really think poisonous snakes just fall out of trees? Puh-leeze! Weíve been throwing them at you.Ē Jan begins to weep silently.
    Paulie, you are the undisputed master!

    "George Oscar Bluth II, aka GOB, featured magician in the best selling videotape, "Girls With Low Self Esteem" invites you to enter his world.
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    ~The tribe arrives at Challenge Beach, where Jeff is standing around seven circular stumps on the ground. "Welcome everyone," he says.

    "Welcome!" Ted hollers.

    Jeff squints at Ted but decides not to say anything.~


    That was so funny I almost cried.

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    Thanks, WhackDaddi! And welcome to the FORT!
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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