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    For Jed:

    Voted off early
    They just don't understand me
    I am NOT Gabe's twin

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    PETER:

    I like holes a lot
    could talk about them now
    but that would bore you
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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    you and Paulie must be hilarious to hang out with!
    Nah, he's way funnier than me. I only sound good in print because, well, after nine years of sending email back and forth with Paulie all day, some of his humor was bound to rub off on me. If we were the Rat Pack he'd be Frank, Dean and Sammy all rolled into one. I'd be Joey Bishop. (Note: for those of you too young to remember the Rat Pack, they were before MY time too!)

    Nah. We cancel each other out.
    Only on the hardwood, pal.


    These haikus are killing me! Here's another:

    Clay
    Cannot stand Ghandia
    So bye-bye Denver Diva
    Now Jeff hates my guts

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    Alicia

    built like a brick shed
    will always wag my finger
    damn you foul Kimmy
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Wow guys! You are hilarous!
    Should I switch my tribe?
    Maybe they have more shelter
    I can not sleep in


    Let me try too:

    Steph:
    Rain and muck
    Wet slippers, yuk, yuk, yuk
    Bye bye Steph

    Helen:
    Lovely Thailand
    Helen's on an island
    Bring a map

    Well, not so good, but it's fun to try

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    Amber

    pretty but stupid
    trailed Jerri like a puppy
    why did you apply?
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Marilyn:

    "Mad Dog" was her name
    Betrayed by her "friend" Tina
    Leave those false teeth in!

    (The pattern is 5-7-5, right? Now that I've done a few, I suddenly wondered if that was correct! )

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    (Yep you're right Lobeck 5-7-5)

    Diane

    you are the beans too
    your hair looks like a poodle
    my mail is late again
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Kelly

    didn't betray Lex
    erroneous gut victim
    I didn't like you
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Kathy

    You really got jipped (gipped?)
    You should have won the whole thing
    Damn Vecepia...

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