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    Sexy evil genius Paulie's Avatar
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    Excellent, Fluff!

    Michael
    It's called a campfire.
    You're not supposed to breathe it.
    Farewell, dear Kucha.

    you and Paulie must be hilarious to hang out with!
    Nah. We cancel each other out.
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    Debb

    build shelter with rocks?
    you love your step son too much
    people find that gross
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    I saw Clay shrink more


    Colby

    Best thing in Outback
    You dump Jerri on her ass
    How I love you so

    But what? Disaster
    You take silicone Tina?
    Pound nail in coffin.
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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    Tanya

    Why didn't you drink?
    I miss staring at your eyes
    And the other stuff.
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

    Read Paulie's Precaps for Survivor:Vanuatu: 1-2-3-4-5

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    Tanya

    stuck with the oldies
    should have been this year's sweetheart
    puke is a turnoff
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    These are great! I'm not that good, but I'm still participating.
    Penny
    Rah! Rah!
    Flying under the radar
    Damn, you got big ears.

    Robb
    Got to build the shelter
    Let me see your hands
    Old women smell like cabbage.


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    Brian:

    womenfolk cookin'
    that was my pink underwear
    now I've lost the boat

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    omg absolutely brilliant
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Thanks! I usually suck at Haiku's, but these are coming SO easily.

    For Stephanie:

    Should I switch my tribe?
    Maybe they have more shelter
    I can not sleep in

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    Erin:

    under the radar
    my silicone mountain range
    hides me from notice

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