Sorry, I just gotta say it! I can't hold it in any longer!
"My life gets less like chess and more like whack-a-mole every day." ~ Eleanor Kurtz
<-- "I'm Hexy and I know it!"
What about Crapzan?
Nah Tarpants is probably better.
WGWG: White Guy with Guitar, best show example being American Idol. WGWGs are usually young and widely considered to be attractive, thus forming the expectation that the young female audience would be standing behind them throughout the show, no matter how much vocal talent they have or, as is often the case, lack. As with the country cult, their huge following has shown to spell doom for anybody that doesn't fit the WGWG description.
I thought Tarzan was keeping it a secret that he was a doctor? Yet no one at TC seemed surprised by what he said about the operating room. ???