VCR Alert TONIGHT! Bush Speaking

[Paulie]

*makes mental note not to adjust the big grandfather clock that appeared in the middle of the room just now*

(TOTAL Doctor Who in-joke, everyone. Sorry if I left you out of the loop by making it. )

[fluff]

Doctor, you make an interesting point, but what can I say? I'm a Survivor nut and any attempt to meet my fanaticism with logic is doomed to failure, for I cannot hear you.

George, all I ask is keep it brief and don't make a complete moron of yourself as usual

[TheDoctor]

Paulie, the fact that you made that joke and that I immediately could picture the scene you were talking about means that we are both[list=1][*]complete geeks, and[*]old.[/list=1]Oh well. At least I'm in good company. Not sure you are, though. Grab yourself a TARDIS screen saver to cheer yourself up.

Fluff, your Survivor fanaticism may rule the boards now, but if you'll notice, I've posted *six* times now, less than 24 hours since I joined the FORT. Another 2,395 days like today and I will soon have the most postings and then I will rule the FORT!* MUAHAHAHAHA!

* Assuming you don't cheat and post anything else for the next 2,395 days.

[fluff]

Aha, see how easy it is for me to scupper your plans?

**skips off feeling smug...trips...skins knee...re-evaluates smugness to possible injury ratio...sees it's in her favour...recommences the skip**

Jon Pertwee rooolzzzzz!!!

[CaliGirl]

Originally posted by Paulie
NooooOOOOoooooOoOOOo!!!!

Why does he always interrupt Survivor, for heaven's sake?!? Can't he interrupt Sabrina, the Teenage Witch or something?!?!?

I have just heard this nasty rumor as well, so my plan is to be on full alert, VCR at the ready and eyes front and center, rigidly fixed on screen.

However, isn't his usual speaking time at 9PM which could just as easily preempt CSI because that would be just perfect.

I refuse to wait for Survivor longer than one week.

Note to TheDoctor: slow down, you'll wear yourself out!

[CaliGirl]

Originally posted by Miss Filangi
Why does he always pick Thursday nights?

He doesn't have the intellect that it takes to watch "Survivor."

[John]

Wonders if he should point out the more important stat regarding fluff's post count - aw, what the heck.

Total Posts: 14377 (62.39 posts per day)

Get ta postin' TheDoctor!

[TheDoctor]

62.39/day! Man, I've got to get busy. No time for thoughtful observations or insightful comments.

So, uh... did you see what that guy said to that other guy last week? During that scene where they were walking in the jungle? Man, he is such a goner once the others figure it out. And that one girl is going to get in trouble if she keeps doing that thing. And that challenge... uh... wow, did you see... uh...

Oh, man. I can't do it. I'll never catch up. Is it even worth trying?

The Doctor suddenly has a vision of Fluff's easy, easy life where she just sits down, posts some funny stuff, then takes the rest of the day off, living a life of luxury as FORT royalties and paychecks come rolling in, non-stop...

Must... keep posting! Must... go on!

[Carlylicious]

Originally posted by tmcrae
President Bush is going to announce that he believes Heidi Strobel is hiding two weapons of mass construction!

...ouch, my side hurts...must...stop...laughing !!!


(Aside to TheDoctor, I agree with you. I'm ashamed to say it, but I always catch myself being annoyed when there are cut-in's to shows I'm watching. And then I stop & remind myself that there's Reality TV and then there's REAL LIFE! Sigh...sometimes I hate being a grownup... :rolleyes: )

[fluff]

Originally posted by John
Wonders if he should point out the more important stat regarding fluff's post count - aw, what the heck.

Total Posts: 14377 (62.39 posts per day)

Get ta postin' TheDoctor!

The .39 is pure quality too