Benjamin "Coach" Wade - Survivor Tocantins

[Kocky_Kamikaze]

I can't believe that he was actually booked for speaking engagements! I'd rather be waterboarded than be subjected to this type of torture!

[dagwood]

I can't bring myself to go to the website. The man makes me ill.

[scoot13]

I can't bring myself to go to the website. The man makes me ill.

I logged in and the music started and the words started to appear. Then I had a quick flash of logic saying, "screw this, life's too short!" and I closed the window. I saw enough though!!

[waywyrd]

The music is cool. That's the only nice thing I have to say about it.

I did make the mistake of clicking on the link for his blog. It has "Coachisms" on it, for crying out loud. Coachisms. And when I ran across something that mentioned him maybe being on DWTS, I closed the window in fright.

Be afraid, be very afraid. The Lord of the Douches might come back to haunt our TVs.

[stacerace]

The Lord of the Douches might come back to haunt our TVs.

[dagwood]

I did make the mistake of clicking on the link for his blog. It has "Coachisms" on it, for crying out loud. Coachisms. And when I ran across something that mentioned him maybe being on DWTS, I closed the window in fright.

Be afraid, be very afraid. The Lord of the Douches might come back to haunt our TVs.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Love the Lord of the Douches, though.

[pawpaw]

Found this bit I don't remember this happening at the reunion show.Jeff asked Coach about the crazy story he told about being caught by the native Amazonian indians. Coach still claims that the story is true. Coach declined to take the lie detector test. However, Coach says he's going to blindside Jeff. He took a lie detector test without anyone else knowing, and he brought the sealed results!

Probst opened the sealed results, and reads question number 2: Did you get captured by natives on the Amazon? The test says that Coach did tell the truth.

[PWS]

Found this bit I don't remember this happening at the reunion show.Jeff asked Coach about the crazy story he told about being caught by the native Amazonian indians. Coach still claims that the story is true. Coach declined to take the lie detector test. However, Coach says he's going to blindside Jeff. He took a lie detector test without anyone else knowing, and he brought the sealed results!

Probst opened the sealed results, and reads question number 2: Did you get captured by natives on the Amazon? The test says that Coach did tell the truth.

How could you miss that?? Definitely happened!

[pawpaw]

You would think I would remember but I don't.

[Brooks]

There was something squirrely about the lie detector results. It sounds like a point in Coach's favor, but not necessarily.