Survivor Amazon Haiku's

Respect my meltdown!
I can't even walk... sniff... sob...
Oh look! A penis!

"Younger, Cuter Girls"
Just want to have fun all day.
"Let the 'Big Girls' work."

"Look Mom, my teacher
Is naked on the TV!
Ewww! Looks better in her clothes!"

"I am a MODEL!
How dare they like her instead!
Voting off Shawna."

Make a bold statement--
Take it off. Pixelation
Is the new fashion.

I can not hear you,
But I can see heartfelt words
Define a moment.

Quick! Call Hugh Hefner!
Jenna and Heidi! Topless!
The audience now pukes

Y'all have revitalized the Survivor Haiku thread in grand fashion. Good for an early morning laugh! :lol

haha good1 Leo!!

Strategy: Flash boobs,
Then I'll win the million bucks.
Can you say LOSER?

Naked stump standing
I am Heidi - cute chicks rule!
Are those hanging chads?

Quarter pounder dreams
T-bone steak it seems tiny
next to the beef chunk.

Toothpick where are you?
I need your true skinniness.
Wait, Heidi will do.