:yay Bravo!! Bravo!! That must have been some inspirational jog, Paulie. You really outdid yourself.
Most of my favorites have been quoted already, but this reminded me of Thailand.
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:yay Bravo!! Bravo!! That must have been some inspirational jog, Paulie. You really outdid yourself.
Most of my favorites have been quoted already, but this reminded me of Thailand.
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YES! PRECAPS ARE BACK!!! :yay :yay :yay
That was super, Paulie. I just love the way you write Jeff's character. It's just the way I imagine him. :lol :lol I can't wait for more of the Paulie Precap magic!
See my avatar? That's how excited I was when I found that the first Precap had been posted. :lol
Paulie,
That was wonderful!
Your mastery of the english language is insightful. I hope you are a writer, and you use your paper for writing, not rolling doobies. Otherwise it would be a waste, you have mad talent.
Yay, it's the first precap of the season! :yay
I like the thing you've got going with the fire...
On the whole, that was fantastic!
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It's one of Paulies little jokes. Evil MB did away with luxury several seasons ago.
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the S.S. Rudy Boesch.
Great pre-cap Paulie.
Bonus points for including the word clay in a waythat doesn't make your readers want to throw up. It must be scary to have both Rupert and Jeffy show up in the crystal ball together.
As the last person on FORT to notice the precap is up, let me just say HOORAY! :yay Your writing is so smooth and such a great read. I love the Paulie Precaps!
I loved your method of getting those darn castaways on shore. :rofl But please, please be wrong about Rupert's role. Pretty please?
Imagine sitting in a staid, quiet historical society library, turning the crumbly pages of some ancient tome, when the librarian suddenly snorts and whoops out loud! Several times! There's no way I could come up with a valid excuse ("Just look at these Looney family tree branches!"), so instead, I glared at them and continued "working" at my desk. THANKS for a hilarious precap!
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Sergeant Lea is walking up and down the beach, checking on each Survivor. “How you doin’ there, soldier?” he murmurs to Dolly. “Look sharp, Private,” he whispers to Travis. He approaches Chad. “And how are you do – oh, my god!” He catches sight of Chad’s prosthetic leg. “We’ve got a soldier down over here!” he exclaims. “Lost a leg in the tube!” He tips his head back and closes his eyes. “Medic!” he bellows.
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Jeff pulls a remote control out of his pocket and stares at it for a few seconds. “Islands of FIRE!” he says, firmly pressing a round red button on the remote with both thumbs. “FIRE!” click “FIRE!!” click “Come on!” he implores. “FIIIIIRE!!” A match is struck nearby. Instantly, a whooshing, roaring explosion occurs in the trees behind the platform. A column of fire shoots hundreds of feet into the air, while at its base, a halo of flame blasts out sideways in all directions.
“Wowww!” the Survivors cheer together as the rolling wave of flame propels Jeff over the edge of the platform railing. He somersaults twice in the air before landing hard on his stomach, the tails of his untucked cargo shirt smoking from the intensity of the heat.
Hooray! Its Survivor-time and Paulie's Precaps!
Oh, Paulie, Paulie, Paulie!
Had I known that your precaps were so fabulous, I would have started reading them long before now! :rofl
The actual show paled in comparison. Please submit the submarine entrance to the show for next season -- in fact, MB should be hiring you to write all of his episodes!
Can't wait for Week 2! :yay