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    Great pre-cap, Paulie!
    He who laughs last thinks slowest

    Maybe we should chug on over to namby pamby land where we can find some self confidence for you, you jackwagon!

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    Fantastic, so funny! Now I just need to keep the pre-cap personalities separate from the show tonight and I'll be OK .
    Log off. That cookie sh*t makes me nervous. --Tony Soprano

    So I said to him, "Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!" --Homer Simpson

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    Fool... but no pity. Krom's Avatar
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    Hee hee.

    “You’re always after me Lucky Charms!”

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    Loved the precap

    After his boat disappears in the distance, the only sound is the soft, almost soothing crackle of the flaming shelter. The members of the Morgan tribe are all staring silently in the direction of Rupert's departure. Finally, Ryan S. asks quietly, "Don?t you have to steal something when you plunder?"

    "That's true," Andrew says, stroking his chin. "And 'plunder' is a synonym of 'pillage,' right? So he probably didn?t mean that, either."

    "I think you?re right," says a female voice. "Maybe the word he wanted was 'raze.'"

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    Great job paulie! This precap really made my day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cali
    watch World Poker Tour much??
    OK, guilty on that count. BUT the reference was actually an homage to the old USA game show of the same name (Strip Poker). One of my favorite game shows of all time. Heh, heh.

    Thanks for the great feedback, everyone. I really appreciate it!
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

    Read Paulie's Precaps for Survivor:Vanuatu: 1-2-3-4-5

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    Really funny and creative, Paulie! I would love to see that actually happen on Survivor tonight.

    BTW, Luckily I did watch the World Poker this year so I understand what was going on in that poker challenge.
    Who shot who in the what now?

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    Excellent precap, Paulie. Even through a cracked crystal ball your visions are detailed and funny! The glitzy disco clothes, Jonny the Leprechaun, and the crazy animalistic ticket antics (Rupert "opens his mouth wide and disgorges a large blue ball of moist tickets") made this precap particularly...colorful.

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    The challenges of the real show greatly pale in comparison to the ones here. Sadly, I always expect to see something somewhat similar and am always dissapointed!

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    Paulies' Quote:
    Osten perks up. “My booze and music?” he chirps hopefully. In his enthusiasm, he nearly releases the grip he has on his droopy underwear.

    Excellent

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