Episode One Recap - "We Saw More Crack Than Christa".

Great recap :bowdown

Me peeks into this thread....':omg! Forgive me! I'm a newbie to this forum and have just registered. I know that Survivor 7 has started...but it hasn't aired in Australia yet, not until this coming Monday.' :rolleyes
So I guess I will have to stay out of this thread and any other threads relating to Survivor, heh! I saw the last one due to Christy Smith being in it. (Am deaf by the way! :lol:)

Im so glad there are sites like this, so I dont have to feel like the only loser who still likes Survivor :)

funny stuff on the recap.

I have to admit though, Survivor doesnt really fit considering you can be a lazy, attractive, non-personality and still win. Id like to see more emphasis put on actual survivor skills, but it wont happen, so I'll enjoy all of the back-stabbing and whining :)

Oooh Yay Happy Recap Let Fluff Makes Ythe Best Recaps I Think Wayner Makes Better Ones Though

As usual, Fluff, you wrote a terrific recap. I just love your insights. They're absolutely hilarious!

Some of my faves (many of which have probably already been quoted - oh, well!):

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Lill is a demon taskmaster, commanding the loyalty of 78 unsuspecting boy scouts under her steel-toed jackboot. (:laugh)
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clearly bearing no grudge that her body of work is responsible for both his carpal tunnel syndrome and deteriorating eyesight (OMG!! :rofl)
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Jon is desperately trying to hang on to his youth via the twin atrocities of a heinous bleach job and a grey/blue wool cap ("twin atrocities" :yay)
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Get your head in the game Nicole (wish you'd been her on-site advisor :laugh)
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They have toothbrushes, a tarp, fishing gear, a machete, down comforters and eight tickets for a post show Panamanian cruise
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She illustrates the dire state of their water situation by finishing off the bottle she is swigging down in a single glug (:rofl)
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Jon shows himself to be such a complete ass they really should obscure him with the fuzzy nudity blob at all times (amen!)
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Sweet innocent, Michelle tries not to look directly at any of the new guys in case she gets pregnant (:laugh)
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It seems as though Osten’s “water is gonna be important” speech hit home.
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the others show real team work for the first time with some crisply synchronized eye-rolling (:rofl My favorite line of the whole thing!)

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Wonderful, wonderful job, Fluff! Looking forward to a full season of your great recaps. :up

Fluff, great job! Here are some of my favorite quotes. I know I'm late to the party, so some of them have surely already been mentioned.

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Originally Posted by Fluff

I didn’t expect them to have glass eyes and wooden legs, but I also didn’t think they’d look like they communicate via Blackberry.

Her fire starting skills will prove useful and if Burnett has designed sponsored walk or charity car wash challenges this season she will be able to flex those scouting credentials even more.

Ryan lists Jenna Jameson as his favourite actress, clearly baring no grudge that her body of work is responsible for both his carpal tunnel syndrome and deteriorating eyesight. Don’t say your parents didn’t warn you Ryan.

Once this season, each tribe mate should be allowed the opportunity to say something pirate like in a stereotypically pirate voice if they so choose, without incurring the wrath of the recappers.

Time to hand back another badge Lill.

Plus he didn’t get his tackle out so he’s not family. Ok, that one was mine, but it’s true.

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You had me :rofl throughout! :yay

Oh, yeah! That last quote, Wayner. Good one. One of my favorites. :laugh

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Running round the market like a headless chicken, he should be thankful he was a part of Survivor Thailand or Jan would be digging a hole as we speak.

Sweet innocent, Michelle tries not to look directly at any of the new guys in case she gets pregnant, while Christa’s ears prick up at the mention of crack.

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Fluff, Excellent recap, as usual!

OMG! I havent read the recap yet...but what a HILARIOUS and appropriate title!!

FLUFF!!!!