Survivor Haikus

**Zaius** · 10-20-2003, 05:46 PM

Morgan's treasure hunt
Begins, but with a drawback
The smell's big head start

**lobeck** · 10-20-2003, 05:53 PM

Osten cannot swim
He had so much potential
What a big letdown

**SurvivorGirl** · 10-20-2003, 06:19 PM

Johnny Fairplay. An
idiot who thinks he's smart.
Why can't he shut up?

**scooberoo** · 10-20-2003, 06:28 PM

Michelle shoulda puked,
Woulda helped in the challenge.
Not so much, after...

**SurvivorGirl** · 10-20-2003, 08:30 PM

Running down the beach
with no clothes on. Jon acts
like an @$$#0!3 again.

**SurvivorGirl** · 10-20-2003, 08:40 PM

Johnny Fairplay flirts
with Darrah. She says he has
no chance with her. TOO BAD, JON!!!!

**MalibuPam** · 10-20-2003, 10:29 PM

What is your problem?
A clam shake is just the thing
if you are starving

I can't do dishes
Survivor is starting now!
Just do them yourself

Put the kids to bed
I can't help til commercial
Someone feed the dog

**Grimjack** · 10-21-2003, 10:32 AM

I am so sexy,
the ladies love my body.
EEEEEK! was that a snake!!!!

**SurvivorGirl** · 10-21-2003, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by SurvivorGirl

Johnny Fairplay flirts
with Darrah. She says he has
no chance with her. TOO BAD, JON!!!!

Oops. Screwed up on that one.

**gaebolga** · 10-23-2003, 03:41 PM

Puppets and masters
both dance on strings; only time
can tell them apart.

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