Survivor Limericks

[Invisigoth]

Limerick: a refrain containing a nonsense poem of five anapestic lines, now often bawdy, usually with a rhyme scheme aabba, the first , second, and fifth lines having three stresses, the third and fourth having two.

For some reason, they are often centered around a man in Nantucket.


There once was survivors in Thailand
Stranded on Koh Taratau Island
But Ted had to grind
on Ghandia's behind
and she was left screaming and cryin

There once was a pornstar named Brian
who was left on a tropical island
But Jan was too droopy
for him to make whoopy
so now he's frustrated and dyin

(originally posted in the Haiku section)

[Invisigoth]

There was a survivor named Robb
The moron of the Sook Jai mob
The skateboarding dude
Gave Jeff such attitude
He was taken to the loser's lodge

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Stephanie went swimming nude
She spent her days looking for food
No help with the hut
They called her a nut
And she pissed off her tribe with her mood

[lobeck]

There once was a young man named Jed
Who used the beach for his bed
He had a nice bod
But he was rather odd
So his tribemates kept Shii-Ann instead

[Invisigoth]

Miss Erin creats lot of fervor
with her chest which sticks out much further
If her canoe goes down
You know she won't drown
She carries her own life preserver

[Invisigoth]

Ghandia - give it a rest
Your story did not pass the test
Ted did start to grind
On your big ol behind
But the vote said he did not molest

[Invisigoth]

Robb was a complete moron
With a brain just the size of a prawn
We hated him so
He just had to go
But now we're all sad that he's gone

[lobeck]

Shii-Ann, oh Shii-Ann, you witch
You should've said "yes" to the switch
You've got too much 'tude
You hated the "Dude"
Now your tribemates think you are a bitch

[Invisigoth]

There was a survivor named Janny
A wonderful, nurturing granny
She had lots of guts
And she was quite nuts
But please do something with that fanny

[Invisigoth]

There was a survivor named Clay
Who snored through the night and the day
He brought several toys
To hang with the boys
Till the end he was hoping to stay