She sucked him for every DIME he had then dumped him. The poor bastard got used and now doesn't have a pot to piss in.Originally Posted by Mavenoarticle
MINI-ME BAGS A BEAUTY
The actor made famous for his role as Mini-Me in the Austin Powers film series has announced he is to wed his girlfriend - who is six-foot, two-inches tall.
Verne Troyer, standing two-foot, eight-inches in his socks, said he felt like a giant when 29-year-old yoga instructor Genevieve Gallen agreed to tie the knot.
The ceremony is expected to take place in November.
It has not always been plain sailing for the couple, however.
Gallen dumped Troyer for a six-foot male stripper earlier this year, prompting the love-sick midget, who has admitted to a drinking problem, to go on a bender.
After flying from Los Angeles to New York, a drunken Troyer wound up in a strip club, dancing on stage with a stripper.
Troyer has now undergone treatment for alcoholism and friends say the stability of marriage will help to keep him off the booze.
This is the last thing that I've heard about him.. wonder if he's off the wagon?