The Cast: Ryan Starr

[Gogo]

They really need to bring in Ron Jeremy from season 2 to room with Ryan, he could loosen her up a little with his magnificent sense of humor.

[Dinahann]

They really need to bring in Ron Jeremy from season 2 to room with Ryan, he could loosen her up a little with his magnificent sense of humor.

I can see her now...

[Unklescott]

They really need to bring in Ron Jeremy from season 2 to room with Ryan, he could loosen her up a little with his magnificent sense of humor.

I'm sure he could loosen her up quite a bit!

[Oculona]

I love the next hottie as much as the next guy, but she is cute at best. Once she opens her mouth even the cuteness goes away.

[TellTaleOrange]

I guess this is a good thing America did not vote her as the first American Idol!

[Xantham Gum]

I agree, once that slim, youthful body gives way to middle age and gravity, she won't have anything going for her.

Does she notice there aren't a lot of female rock singers and that there are a whole lot of female pop singers? She better go towards pop because she ain't no Ann Wilson or Joan Jett.

Every time I hear her voiceover on the opening of the show I wonder, "okay, but when do you ever turn off the bitch switch?

[mrcorkles]

Every time I hear her voiceover on the opening of the show I wonder, "okay, but when do you ever turn off the bitch switch?

I think the bitch switch is locked on permanently,like that stupid scowl on her face.

[Yardgnome]

She acts like such a prima dona. I wanna shake her and yell at her "You. Are. N-O-B-O-D-Y! Get over yourself! Be grateful for what you have and what you've been given! Your voice is a dime a dozen! No one will remember you a year from now!"

Whew! That was nasty. Sorry 'bout that. But for what it's worth, I feel much better.

I could not have said it better. I have been thinking the same thing for a while now!

[VanJagSol]

Haha, she is a nobody.

Um, what happened in the episode she decided she wasn't going to sing at the hotel/casino after they gave her a room? That was just wrong!!

[Rumpshaker]

Um, what happened in the episode she decided she wasn't going to sing at the hotel/casino after they gave her a room? That was just wrong!!

Oooooh, she made me soooo angryyyy when she did that! That was so wrong. Why didn't they ever call her on that? I don't like how they just let it go. She should've been accountable for her promise.

Today they reran the episode "Making the Single - Part One" and I HATE the way she's whining and complaining about "I down't wanna sing stooopid R&B or pawwp .... I wanna sing rawwk" Then the sample lyrics she sang to Jordan and Flav (which didn't end up in the song -- ha-ha :phhht ) sounded completely pop to me.

Wanna good laugh? ------> Ryan's lame website You've GOT to read her journal that tells of her experience at the Playboy Mansion! It's hysterical! She's like "There were like naked people and they were icky and gross. You could tell they were porn stars, cuz they were half naked". WTF? Well, Ryan, wouldn't that make YOU like a porn star, since you're always walking around half naked? I don't think I've ever seen you with your stomach covered up ... well, with the exception of when you wore a wetsuit when you were "surfing cuz the cute boy wanted you to". :rolleyes

Ryan, Sweetie, having a "hella wicked-cool website" does NOT a star make. Nice try, though.

I'm exhausted from all my Ryan hate.