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    Yes, thanks Sher! This will be a fun show to watch. I really don't want to see Sally Jesse Raphael again, tho.
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    Great Recap Sher!

    She epitomizes big ole’ skanky ho.
    I was thinking the same thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eny
    Hey great recap Sher.


    Drunken Brigitte , fat nkob guy, Alanis ex firmly in the closet - How did I miss this? What day and network is this train wreck on?
    yeah, they switched it up on us a bit. the third season has been moved from the WB to VH1 on sunday nights at 9pm central. my guess is that if it were on WB, we would all be spared brig's saggy ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sher
    Charo says, “I was excited to meet Flavor Flake.” Flavor FLAKE. I love that.

    “Ohhhhh yeah! With the Olsten twins!” (Yes, Flavor FlaKE said “OlsTen twins.”)
    Flavor Flake and the Olsten Twins? Sounds like a bad band name.

    Great recap, Sher!
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    Awesome recap, Sher! This premiere was so hilarious, I can't wait to see the next episode.
    Ludicrous speed!

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    Yet another train wreck to watch.

    Brigitte is a complete mess. I thought that poor puppy was going to get squashed, or maybe it was going to try to nurse. She is vile.

    Love Charo.

    Feel bad for Ryan.

    I hated Flav as soon as he walked in the door, but he's very sweet.

    I never liked Dave's comedy, but he comes across as a nice guy.

    NKOTB was after my time, so I had only a vague idea of who Jordan was. Now I know. He's a bloated ass.

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    Holy crap. I didn't even know this was happening. And it sounds like a "winning" cast (ha ha).

    Too bad I'm in the 1% of FORTers who has rabbit ears on his TV.

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    ****Jordan, the engagement's OFF! I adored you when you were cute and young and sang like the dickens, with yer white unbuttoned shirt blowing in the wind while up on stage, but it's over! You're a selfish bastard! Is your manager your only friend? He's really not fat, though, but definitely has a bloated face*****


    I watched the rerun (as I'm sure there will be a million of these since it is on VH1) yesterday and I love that recap!!

    I could have sworn that Jordan has some sort of fear of people thing? Didn't I watch that on some E True Hollywood Story one day? Or was that his brother??? Good lord, I can't remember. You know, the same thing the Osmonds have.

    I half felt sorry for him and I half wanted him off the show since he is clearly not entertaining me. I don't know that I would want to stay in that house with that bunch of wackos either.

    Uncle Joey is Alanis' ex?? Wow. Weird.
    They serenaded the newest champs in this city of champs, and taunted Kobe Bryant and his Lakers, who drowned in a green-and-white wave for 48 minutes.

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    Thank you for the fantastic recap, sher. I totally forgot this was premiering and missed it. You did such a great job, there was really no need to see the show. I can tell you're a real fan of Jordan.
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    Great recap!
    I'd say Ryan and Dave seem like pretty level headed people. I'm surprised how close Charo and Ryan are for some reason.
    Jordan seems ok, but territorial about his space. Might not be a team player.
    Charo is getting harder to understand as years go by....
    Flavor Flav seems okay enough, annoying but benign.
    Brigitte.....this woman could be a gin fueled trainwreck if she's not careful.

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