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    Sher, Thanks for the recap!

    Like most of the world, I do not watch the WB. So I was suprised to find out this was already back on! I missed episode 1 but your recap did quite nicely and I won't miss another episode

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    Wonderful job sher You always echo my own thoughts
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    Thanks, Sher. This show just makes me laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    ...the Reality-TV-Whore-whose-name-I-can't-remember-and-can't-be-bothered-to-scroll-up-for to be pleasantly down-to-earth.
    It's Trishelle, SnowFG. Just think trash and that'll be close enough.
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    Great recap Sher!

    Thankfully, the editors add in a montage of Trishelle’s clips from The Real World – Las Vegas where we find out that Trishelle is a slutty lush. Or a lushy slut. You decide.
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    Sher, I had no interest in this show till I read the recap, then watched the encore. I call it Entertainment, as well

    Tammy Faye is so cute - if she wasn't a bible thumper, she'd make a helluva cougar...

    And I love Ron Jeremy - just like someone's perverted old uncle (my husband: "HOW big did he say it was??")
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    Quote Originally Posted by nlmcp
    Ice is clearly in need of either medication or voltage.
    My av asked me to tell you something....

    MY NAME IS ROB, NOT VANILLA ICE!

    That is all.






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    Sher, you rock. Great recap.

    My favorites:
    The van drops them off and Vanilla Ice is shocked to see that this market is not like any market he’s ever gone to. It’s a nice farmer’s market and meat market and everything is fresh and preservative free. Well, screw that! Vanilla Ice demands his Jimmy Dean sausage and frosted flakes and all this market has is some kind of uncooked sausage and unfrosty flakes! The horror!! Ponch takes little Vanilla by the hand and guides him through the store until he is satisfied with his basket of white bread and pulp free OJ.
    In the van on the way, Vanilla Ice shows how disgruntled he was with the market by opening the van door and mooning all the passersby. Good thing he’s matured. His wife and kids must be so proud.
    The restaurant is Moroccan and though Vanilla Ice seems displeased with the idea of eating something other than Jimmy Dean sausage, he is pleasantly surprised when his food arrives. Must taste like chicken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by totoro
    My av asked me to tell you something....

    MY NAME IS ROB, NOT VANILLA ICE!
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiggggghhhh! *runs away screaming*
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    Morrocan Restaurant

    Does anyone know the name of the Moroccan restaurant that they went to during the 1st episode?

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