Excellent recap, Stargazer! I've been looking forward to reading more of your stuff since the untimely demise of Playing It Straight. Again, I'm not watching this show, but I'll keep up via your recaps.
I really enjoyed the whole selling your TV's soul bit at the beginning and the end. I never knew my television had a soul so this has been rather educational, just for that. Here are a couple of my other favorite quotes:
Again, excellent job. Looking forward to reading about the rest of the season, assuming you don't kill off the show altogether by recapping it.Robert’s heart must be full of many cats and many rocking chairs based on the wailing that escapes his lips. ( My favorite line. )
hit notes no one else can hit. He has me there. ()
We actually saw a lot of Kelly, who apparently wanted to leave no questions as to her gender. ( Maybe I should bite the bullet and watch this show, after all. )
In a performance that was a mix between a Robin Williams standup routine and a high school production of “Oklahoma”, ( I hope he was as funny as this description makes him appear in my head!)