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    03/06 Show Discussion *Spoilers*

    Didn't see a thread, so...

    This might just be that rare thing called "craptastic".

    ACTING!

    "You don't rehearse Mr. T, you just turn him loose."
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    Aw man, Faye used to be good looking. Kinda scary now though.

    Vivica A. Ego? Who's she to tell anyone how to act?

    A OTH appearance? That's a punishment, not a reward.

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    Is the narrator the same voice that did Amish/ City?
    You got to cry without weeping. Talk without speaking. Scream without raising your voice.- U2

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    Neva looks like a poor man's Jordana Brewster.

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    Katie = Cornfed, gosh durnit. Actually she's from Chicago but looks and sounds yokelish for no good reason.
    Cecile = Sexy voice, Charlize Theron-like looks and accent, healthy ego.
    Andie = Wocka wocka, she's a comedian. No seriously.
    Donna = Modelicious.
    Mercedes = Young Teri Hatcherlicious. Very cute.
    Lauren = Eh. Yawn. No comment.
    Courtney = Annoying. Needs less caffeine tomorrow morning.
    Neva = More egoliscousness. Knows she's destined for greatness.
    Andria = Actually, not a lot upstairs, despite her saying prominently that this is not true.
    Michaelynne - The designated "sweetie".

    Our annoying host explains the contest and the "amazing" OTH prize.

    We learn about a "Diva suite"--a fancy schmancy room for one of them.

    "Diva" Whitney Houston--famous for a bad acting peformance in "The Bodyguard" must be emulated to win access to this suite.

    "You don't rehearse Mr. T, you just turn him loose."
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    Neva - wasn't she on MTV's surfer show "surf girls" - I think it was it was called, and she was a totally brat

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    Andria is like... very orange.

    Wow. They actually ALL appear to know who Faye is. But of course Faye has no idea what a reality show is, she's apparently actually taking this all seriously.

    Joe Whatsisname is doing the opposing line but he actually DOES sound like he wants to be gone.

    Wow. Some real overacting goin' on with that Whitney Houston crap.

    Mercedes was the best of a bad lot, IMO. Intense without being over the top. She's got a nice glare. (EDIT - The judges argeed with me).

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    Please tell me they did not give the "diva" a plastic trophy. :rolleyes

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    I'm taking bets on how long it is before Michealynne is told to lose the Minnesotan accent. Being from Minnesota, I feel her pain.

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    The girls set off for "emotion" training with an acting coach.

    Learn to cry! Waaaa!

    Acting coach drops Brad Pitt's name real quick.

    The girls do something wacky with listening to jungle drums and acting like jungle girls. Actually, in a pervy way it's nice to watch.

    Andria is reportedly too confused and/or disgusted to act all jungly.

    Now, the "primal scream" therarpy! The girls have to kind of grunt until tears come out, then talk about someone who hurt them. We get some stuff about "being honest".

    We get some sarcastic comments about Pamela Anderson and actresses who can't act or emote.
    Last edited by Krom; 03-06-2005 at 08:28 PM.

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