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    The Queen is dropping the puck at a Canuck/Sharks game while she's here. Canucks decide to draft her.
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    Hee!

    Treason, eny! They're going to put your ass in a canon and shoot you out over the ocean hoping you land in, like, Bangladesh, where they're all corrupt and you'll have to *service* Ed Belfour to make a living. Eeew!!!!

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    Hey I'll do Eddie, that denial of service in dallas was simply because of shock over his equipment .He's gotta leave the mask on.........
    The wallpaper is awesome ducky!!!
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    Ew, eny! Belfour?

    Thanks, you want it smaller?

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    OK, I meant the wallpaper, not, like, Belfour, smaller. Just to clarify.

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    Yeah I read that on Belfour- Like I said, shocked even a pro .....
    Kidd is doing very nicely...


    And the wallpaper is just fine......:

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    Just for you Bates Battaglia

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    Hey hey, thanks eny!

    I think tonight I'm going to try and get Sakic filled out on SOS. For those of you not in the loop, go to Sex on Skates right now! Click the link in my sig and go! It's... important. Because I said it is. So go.

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    Q

    Alright, I transcribed a feature on Sportsnet from a couple days ago (by hand I might add!) where they went into the Canucks dressing room to quiz the players on the queen to see if they're ready for her puck-dropping prowess, or something. I'm not sure on some of the names of the players but once they have a name, they stick with it. If you saw and you know who they are, tell me, and I'll change it.

    Don Taylor: missed last time was 51 years ago when she had a huge crush on Sid Abel. So are the Canucks prepared for a royal visit we sent Dan Murphy to find out.

    Q: Do you know the words to God Save The Queen?
    Bertuzzi: No.
    Cloutier: No idea, no clue.
    Sedin #1: Naw... I know the first three, four words.
    Q: What are they?
    Sedin #1 God save the queen? I think.
    Brendan Morrison: Don't know. I don't think I'll be singing along.

    Q: Will you cut your hair out of respect for the Queen?
    Brent Sopel: Not a chance.
    Q: Do you think Brent Sopel should cut his hair out of respect for the queen?
    Swede: Yes I do.
    Morrison: That would bea nice gesture on his part.
    Sedin 2: He should cut his hair out of respect for anybody.

    Q: Do the people of Sudbury go nuts for the royal family?
    Bertuzzi: Absolutely.

    Q: Do you think the queen was a good lookin' lady in her time?
    Player 1: *laughs*
    Player 2: That was like three times before my day, so I have no idea.
    Player 1: *still laughing*
    Player 2: I don't think I'd be attracted to her.
    Sedin 1: I think she's a very fine looking lady right now.

    Q: Who is better looking, the Queen of Sweden or the Queen of England?
    Swede: Thats quite easy, the Queen of Sweden is very good looking.

    Q: Is there a big royal following in THunder Bay?
    Player 1: *still laughing*

    Q: Do you follow hte expoilts of Prince William?
    Player 2: Only when I read about them in the Enquierer.

    Q: Do you follow Prince William?
    Bertuzzi: Absolutely not.
    Q: Do you think he's cute?
    Bertuzzi: Absolutely not.
    Player 2: He's not bad lookin.

    Q: Do you know any Queen songs?
    Morrison: Any Queen.... Yeah, We Will Rock You, stuff like that.
    Player 2: The one The one they play at the rink all the time, what is it? We Are The Champions.

    Q: Which dollar bill is her face on?
    Sedin 2: silence.
    Morrison: It's on the hundred, isn't it?
    Sedin 2: more silence.
    Player 2: I thought it was on the old $2 bill.
    Sedin 2: Silence.
    Cloutier: uh... $20 bill.
    Morrison: Ah, jesus, it is on the twenty.
    Bertuzzi: Hundred. It's all I carry. *laughs* no, the 20.


    (Morrison was formerly Cute Boy)
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    Q: Do you know any Queen songs?

    not only are they too young to care about the Queen, but Freddy mercury's been dead for 11 yrs and Queen hadn't done any music for about 10 before that. Basically when the oldest was in jr high...
    I hope someone checks her into the boards....

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