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    Kournikova endorses new sports bra

    Russian-born tennis player, 22, will earn royalties from sales.
    August 22, 2003: 1:45 PM EDT
    NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Who said winning is everything? For Anna Kournikova, looking good is worth a lot more.

    Kournikova, the 22-year-old Russian-born tennis player who has never won a WTA tournament, plans to show a more intimate side by rolling out a new sports bra in the U.S. on Friday.

    Online retailer Amazon.com (AMZN: Research, Estimates) will have exclusive U.S. sales rights for the first month for Kournikova's Multiway Sports Bra by Britain's Shock Absorber Inc.

    Kournikova, who earns $15 million a year in endorsements, will receive royalties on sales of the products, according to USA Today.

    In advertisements, the athlete who's more popular for her looks than her game will model the sports bra with the tagline: "Only the ball should bounce," the newspaper said.

    Kournikova, who will miss this year's U.S. Open due to injuries, will be conducting interviews with famous athletes and celebrities on the sidelines for the USA Network.
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    I've seen the ad. Nothing special. I love the tagline, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    I've seen the ad. Nothing special. I love the tagline, though.
    Shouid they follow this up with an ad for jock straps?

    Only the ball should bounce
    But not if you are wearing the new, improved jock strap by Nike!

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    Here's the pic:


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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    I love the tagline, though.
    In theory, I love it, too. In practice, not so much.
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    Another sign of the pending apocalypse

    From Amazon.com:

    An Anna Kournikova and Amazon.com Exclusive

    This Shock Absorber sports bra was designed especially for Anna Kournikova, because only the ball should bounce. Available exclusively at Amazon.com, for a limited time.

    Visit our Anna Kournikova Boutique in Apparel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill_in_PDX
    From Amazon.com:

    An Anna Kournikova and Amazon.com Exclusive

    This Shock Absorber sports bra was designed especially for Anna Kournikova, because only the ball should bounce. Available exclusively at Amazon.com, for a limited time.

    Visit our Anna Kournikova Boutique in Apparel


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    I have to give the ladies view. Anna K has nothing much to put in a sports bra. Now if the Williams sisters endorse one.... that's something.

    *black eyed jogger here*

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    Quote Originally Posted by eny
    I have to give the ladies view. Anna K has nothing much to put in a sports bra. Now if the Williams sisters endorse one.... that's something.

    *black eyed jogger here*
    Sooooo true. Not much there to be tethered down.

    If they want to display the effectiveness of their product, they need to have bossomy laydays pose for photos.

    *another black eyed jogger*
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